[
Watching the monk practice karate]
Doc:
Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands.
Danny Meehan:
Maybe I should take up karate.
Doc:
That was before he took up karate.
Doc:
Come on where's your manners Danny what would your old mum say?
Danny Meehan:
[
smiles] Fuck me!
Doc:
Wish I met her.
Massive:
[
introducing himself] Massive is your man!
Danny Meehan:
Massive?
Massive:
It's ironic!
Sykes:
Well get it sorted, 'cause this lad has a bad habit of turning cash flow problems into blood flow problems.
[
to Meehan]
Sykes:
So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass.
Hayter:
Prison Guard to Secretary: I wouldn't get too close Miss.
Tracey:
Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr. Footballer?
Danny Meehan:
Danny to Secretary: Only if you've got a ball Miss.
Danny Meehan:
I'll tell you something, I didn't start off out as a youngster looking to sell my country out.
Massive:
None of us planned to be here, mate.
Chiv:
But you're forgetting one thing. You're a hero in Scotland.
Danny Meehan:
Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners... numbers... that's fine But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes... just to have one crack at those bastards next door!
Danny Meehan:
Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere
[
points towards heart]
Danny Meehan:
they can never touch, guards and nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question... ARE YOU READY?
[
Team replies light-heartedly]
Danny Meehan:
... YEAH! ARE WE?
[
Team replies Whole heartedly]
Danny Meehan:
... YEAH! THEN COME ON!
Bob Likely:
Absafuckinglutely, Bob!
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