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Release Date:
26 December 2001 (UK)
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Tagline:
Not Your Usual Suspects more
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A soccer star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards. full summary | add synopsis
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(8 articles)
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(From IFC. 3 September 2009, 7:43 AM, PDT)
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Need more of these from our British cousins!
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Vinnie Jones | ... | Danny Meehan |
 | David Kelly | ... | Doc |
 | David Hemmings | ... | Governor |
 | Ralph Brown | ... | Burton |
 | Vas Blackwood | ... | Massive |
| Robbie Gee | ... | Trojan |
| Geoff Bell | ... | Ratchett |
| John Forgeham | ... | Charlie Sykes |
| Sally Phillips | ... | Tracey |
 | Danny Dyer | ... | Billy the Limpet |
 | Jason Flemyng | ... | Bob Likely |
 | Jason Statham | ... | Monk |
| Martin Wimbush | ... | Z |
| David Reid | ... | Barman |
| David Cropman | ... | Second Barman |
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Rated R for language and some violence.
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99 min
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1.85 : 1 more
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Iceland:16 |
Singapore:NC-16 |
South Korea:15 |
Australia:M |
Canada:14A |
Germany:12 |
Netherlands:16 |
Portugal:M/12 |
Spain:13 |
Sweden:11 |
UK:15 |
USA:R |
Singapore:PG (cut) |
Norway:15
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At the end of the movie the match commentators give the following speech: "Guards of Pentonville, guards of Wandsworth, Walton nick in Liverpool, policemen of Britain, traffic wardens and parole officers, wheel clampers, your boys have taken a hell of a beating today! A hell of a beating!" This speech is a direct reference to Norwegian sports commentator Bjørge Lillelien who made British headlines, when in 1981, Norway beat England during the 1982 World Cup qualifiers and he gave the following emotional response: "[In Norwegian] We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten England 2-1 at football! It is totally incredible! We have beaten England! England, home of giants: Looooord Nelson, Looooord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana. We have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! [In English] Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? [In Norwegian] Maggie Thatcher, I have a message to you during the election: We have beaten England out of the World Championship in football! Maggie Thatcher, as they say in your language in the boxing-bars around Madison Square Garden: [in English] Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!" However, despite the loss, England continued on to qualify for the World Cup finals, while Norway did not.
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Revealing mistakes: During the explosion in the final scene, the wall can be seen to flex, indicating that it is made of something more flimsy than a real prison wall.
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Prison Guard to Secretary: I wouldn't get too close Miss.
Tracey: Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr. Footballer?
Danny Meehan: Danny to Secretary: Only if you've got a ball Miss.
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Tracey: Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr. Footballer?
Danny Meehan: Danny to Secretary: Only if you've got a ball Miss.
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References Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)
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Baggy Trousers
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I could understand not liking this movie if someone was expecting Citizen Kane (and if you were, you should be flogged). For a straight to video/cable movie, it had great prod. value, sharp dialogue, and a great supporting cast of Guy Ritchie characters. Throw in some solid football and you have a film to help you forget the worries of your day. The commentary by the two Bobs alone makes it worthwhile. Jones is good, but Statham steals the show in almost all of his scenes. Like the original (The Longest Yard), it was made to entertain the audience, not to provoke some deep introspective thought on the existence of God. See it, rent it, buy it! If you cant discern the heavy British slang, throw on the subtitles. If you don't have a DVD player, how in the hell are you managing to read this?