[
from the trailer]
Carl:
You can't pretend that you are having sex with someone, when you are actually having sex with them.
Catherine:
Oh, eww, this arugal is so bitter! It'l like my algebra teacher on my bread!
Arty:
[
on the set of Arty's play, "The Sound and the Fuhrer"] Great. Now I have three hours to find a new Ava Braun.
Hitler:
You know what? Fuck her. And here's why.
Hitler:
Number One - Anyone who's offended by drinking blood, obviously doesn't drink blood.
Hitler:
Number Two - Anyone who drinks as much blood as I do knows it has no effect.
Hitler:
Number Three - There is absolutely no scientific connection between drinking a shot of blood a day and being an extraordinary actor.
Hitler:
And Number Four - it is impossible to prove Number Three.
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