Memorable quotes for
The Tuxedo (2002) More at IMDbPro »

Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.

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Clark Devlin: Never touch my tuxedo.

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Jimmy Tong: The name's Tong, James Tong.

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Jimmy Tong: When I look at you, I have a wet dream.

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Clark Devlin: Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.

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Winton Chalmers: Life's a bitch.
Del Blaine: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.

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Jimmy Tong: You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.

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Del Blaine: Oh my God!
Jimmy Tong: Oh your God what?

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