Sing:
What are you going you look like ET?
Mui:
Trust me, I can do it.
Sing:
I'm not here to fight, I'm here to play soccer!
Sing:
Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
Sing:
[
to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.
Hooking Leg:
Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
[
picks up a cleaver]
[
talking to a TV camera]
Sing:
I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
Sing:
[
singing] Tai Chi Kung Fu used to make steamed buns, what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see. And your homemade treats look so tasty.
Sing:
[
after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!
Golden Leg Fung:
I'm the referee! I won't stop them!
Sing:
What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!
Golden Leg Fung:
[
blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!
Sing:
Have you gone nuts?
Golden Leg Fung:
This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!
Sing:
Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!
Golden Leg Fung:
The final soccer game is a war.
Sing:
You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
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