Memorable quotes for
Boat Trip (2002) More at IMDbPro »

[finding out he was on a gay cruise]
Nick Ragoni: I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did
[looks around]
Nick Ragoni: NO ONE! SHIT!

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[about his controlling fiancée]
Jerry Robinson: Now the only thing I have to decide for the rest of my life is if I want to be buried or cremated. Nope, I'm being buried next to Felicia... she told me this morning.

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Felicia: Be careful with those briefcases, they're worth more than what you make in a year!

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Brian: Hey fuck you pal!
Nick Ragoni: Fuck you back!
Brian: Fuck your mother!
Nick Ragoni: Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!
[Turns to Jerry]
Nick Ragoni: I just lost it there didn't I.
Jerry Robinson: [while nodding] Ya.

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Jerry Robinson: How could you think I'm GAY?

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Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that *you* ever made love?
Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.

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Lloyd Faversham: My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.

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Lloyd Faversham: Would you like a bite of my sausage?
[bites sausage]
Lloyd Faversham: In England, we call them "bangers".

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Nick Ragoni: [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
Man on Deck: Sure, my pleasure.
[pinchs Nick on the butt]
Nick Ragoni: Ow! I didn't say on my ass!
Man on Deck: You didn't *not* say it!
Nick Ragoni: I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!

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Lloyd Faversham: I'm what you colonials might call a badassed motherfucker.

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Nick Ragoni: How gay can a breakfast buffet be?

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[after Nick insults him]
Lloyd Faversham: [flirtatiously] How do you know I love to be humiliated.

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Lloyd Faversham: You may think of me as simply a flamboyant old queen, but I spent over 30 years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the *real* Queen.

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