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| Ricky Tomlinson | ... | Mike Bassett | |
| Amanda Redman | ... | Karine Bassett | |
| Bradley Walsh | ... | Dave Dodds | |
| Philip Jackson | ... | Lonnie Urquart | |
| Phill Jupitus | ... | Tommo Thompson | |
| Dean Lennox Kelly | ... | Kevin Tonkinson | |
| Martin Bashir | ... | Interviewer | |
| Robbie Gee | ... | Smallsy | |
| Pelé | ... | Himself | |
| Kevin Piper | ... | Norwich newsreader | |
| Robert Putt | ... | Jack Marshall | |
| Malcolm Terris | ... | Phil Cope | |
| Philip Dunbar | ... | Sussex rep | |
| Ulrich Thomsen | ... | Dr. Hans Shoegaarten | |
| Lloyd McGuire | ... | Midlands rep | |
| Geoff Bell | ... | Gary Wackett | |
| Sydney Livingstone | ... | Yorkshire rep | |
| Ian Lindsay | ... | Manchester rep | |
| Chris McQuarry | ... | Alan Massey | |
| Tony Nyland | ... | Derby rep | |
| Geoffrey Hutchings | ... | Geoffrey Lightfoot | |
| Danny Tennant | ... | Jason Bassett | |
| Natasha Kaplinsky | ... | Sky News Reader | |
| Iain Rogerson | ... | Ticket collector | |
| Angela Curran | ... | Margaret | |
| Sean Gilder | ... | Independent journalist | |
| Nigel Lindsay | ... | Mirror journalist | |
| Mark Burdis | ... | Mail journalist | |
| John Smith | ... | Roving reporter | |
| Scott Mean | ... | Parksey | |
| Julian Ballantine | ... | Robbo | |
| Dean Holness | ... | Danny | |
| John Alford | ... | Deano | |
| Terry Kiely | ... | Harpsey | |
| Peter McGillycuddy | ... | Gorgeous | |
| Toby Redwood | ... | Berksey | |
| Andy Ansah | ... | Super | |
| Thomas Kenyon | ... | Macca | |
| Robert Campion | ... | Smudger | |
| Alex Lawler | ... | Sexy | |
| Dion Osborne | ... | Ossie | |
| Danny Husbands | ... | Normal | |
| Declan Perkins | ... | Perky | |
| Sue Barker | ... | Herself | |
| Phil Gridelet | ... | Grids | |
| Dickie Bird | ... | Himself | |
| Alan Renwick | ... | England fan | |
| Keith Allen | ... | Himself | |
| Adrian James | ... | Bisham player | |
| Gabby Logan | ... | Herself | |
| Mark O'Donoghue | ... | Bisham player | |
| Peter McGillycuddy Sr. | ... | Football coach | |
| Barry Venison | ... | Himself | |
| Ronaldo | ... | Himself | |
| Richard Guest | ... | Himself | |
| Clive Tyldesley | ... | Commentator | |
| Martin Tyler | ... | Commentator | |
| Jenny Frost | ... | Herself / Atomic Kitten | |
| Rob Sprackling | ... | Wheelchair man | |
| Liz McClarnon | ... | Herself / Atomic Kitten | |
| Kim Durham | ... | Benson | |
| Robert Hudson | ... | Hedges | |
| Des Hamilton | ... | Scottish Player (as Desmond Hamilton) | |
| Paul Rattray | ... | Scottish player | |
| Neil Peplow | ... | Scottish goalkeeper | |
| Glen Mulhern | ... | Irish player | |
| Stephen Walters | ... | Supporter | |
| Paul McNeilly | ... | Supporter | |
| Paul Murphy | ... | Supporter | |
| Phil Penfold | ... | Supporter | |
| Charlie Thompson | ... | Supporter | |
| Tony Harmer | ... | Supporter | |
| Narcisa Tamborindeguy | ... | Brazilian interviewer | |
| Vincent Marzello | ... | US newsreader | |
| Scott Richardson | ... | Man on street | |
| Alan Green | ... | Commentator | |
| Brian Moore | ... | Commentator | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Daniel Amokachi | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Roberto Baggio | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| David Batty | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| David Beckham | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Martin Dahlin | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Andy Ewings | ... | 4th Official | |
| Glenn Hoddle | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Mark Lawrenson | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Diego Armando Maradona | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Ralph Morse | ... | Busker | |
| Michael Owen | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Florin Raducioiu | ... | Himself (archive footage) | |
| Eoin Wrixon | ... | Irish team member | |
| Tim Bishop | ... | England Supporter (uncredited) | |
| Duane Fierro | ... | Player (uncredited) | |
| Kevin Keegan | ... | Commentator (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Steve Barron | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| John R. Smith | writer | |
| Rob Sprackling | writer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Antony Genn | |||
| Duncan Mackay | |||
| Mark Neary | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Mike Eley | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Colin Green | |||
Casting by | |||
| Nina Gold | |||
Production Design by | |||
| John Reid | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Ged Boyan | |||
| Gerard Bryan | (as Ged Bryan) | ||
| Marcos Flaksman | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Steve Oakes | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Siobhan Barron | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Alex King | .... | makeup artist | |
| Gill Rees | .... | key makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Candice Chubb | .... | production manager: second unit | |
| Caique Martins Ferreira | .... | production manager | |
| Mike Higgins | .... | unit manager | |
| Mike Higgins | .... | unit manager | |
| Philip Morris | .... | location unit manager | |
| Justin Anderson Smith | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Art Department | |||
| Nick Cosens | .... | dressing prop | |
| Nick Turnbull | .... | property master | |
| Lloyd Vincent | .... | stand-by prop | |
Sound Department | |||
| Fraser Barber | .... | sound | |
| Peter Burgis | .... | foley artist | |
| Arthur Graley | .... | foley editor | |
| Arthur Graley | .... | sound editor | |
| Nigel Heath | .... | pre-dub mixer | |
| John Lewis | .... | boom operator | |
| Dan Morgan | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Julian Slater | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Aad Wirtz | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Henry Badgett | .... | roto artist | |
| Tim Baier | .... | compositing artist | |
| Angela Barson | .... | compositing artist | |
| Angela Barson | .... | digital compositor | |
| Paul Bayliss | .... | composite artist | |
| Paul Bayliss | .... | digital compositor | |
| Danny Brunton | .... | roto artist | |
| Ditch Doy | .... | CG animation | |
| Stefan Drury | .... | visual effects coordinator | |
| Michael Elson | .... | head of production | |
| Davina Gottschalk | .... | composite artist | |
| Davina Gottschalk | .... | digital compositor | |
| Ed Hawkins | .... | digital compositor | |
| Charley Henley | .... | composite artist | |
| Charley Henley | .... | digital compositor | |
| Martin Hobbs | .... | digital lab production supervisor | |
| Max Horton | .... | colourist | |
| Rita Kunzler | .... | composite artist | |
| Rita Kunzler | .... | digital compositor | |
| Douglas Larmour | .... | digital compositor | |
| Amanda Libotte | .... | visual effects producer | |
| Natalie MacDonald | .... | roto artist | |
| Jolene McCaffrey | .... | digital compositor: MPC | |
| Sandra Roach | .... | composite artist | |
| Sandra Roach | .... | digital compositor | |
| Serdar Simga | .... | digital matte painter | |
| Mark Stannard | .... | composite artist | |
| Mark Stannard | .... | digital compositor | |
| Jelena Stojanovic | .... | composite artist | |
| Jelena Stojanovic | .... | digital compositor | |
| Glen Swetez | .... | CG animation | |
| Ben Thompson | .... | CG animator | |
| Baier Tim | .... | digital compositor | |
| Daniel Walton | .... | digital artist | |
| Sheila Wickens | .... | digital compositor: MPC (as Sheila Gorman) | |
| Christine Wong | .... | roto artist | |
| Tom Wood | .... | visual effects supervisor: MPC | |
Stunts | |||
| Andreas Petrides | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Tom Collins | .... | still photographer | |
| Oliver Driscoll | .... | assistant camera | |
| Oliver Driscoll | .... | clapper loader | |
| Mike Eley | .... | camera operator | |
| Nicky George | .... | camera trainee | |
| Tony Haughey | .... | key grip | |
| Nyika Jancsó | .... | additional camera: Hungary | |
| Phil Penfold | .... | best boy | |
| Dan Shoring | .... | focus puller | |
Casting Department | |||
| Louis Elman | .... | adr voice casting | |
| Tamara Gillon | .... | casting assistant | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Leigh Nicol | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Sascha Dhillon | .... | associate editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Antony Genn | .... | musical director | |
| Andy Richards | .... | score mixer | |
Other crew | |||
| Andy Ansah | .... | football consultant | |
| Tessa Beazley | .... | production coordinator | |
| Andy Ewings | .... | location liaison | |
| Carlton Jarvis | .... | medical advisor | |
| Carlton Jarvis | .... | medical special effects | |
| Nathan Jones | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Debbie Moore | .... | production accountant | |
| Luke Morris | .... | production executive | |
| Caroline O'Reilly | .... | script supervisor | |
| Ruth Steadman | .... | assistant to director | |
| Valeria Costa Amorim | .... | production coordinator (uncredited) | |
| Caroline Stirling | .... | production assistant (uncredited) | |
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This mock documentary about an England World Cup campaign has many funny moments, but it can only fully be appreciated by people with a good knowledge of English football.
The film is clearly modeled after the famous Channel 4 documentary "Graham Taylor: The impossible job", it only had to ever so slightly caricature its real life model to turn it into farce. As a result, the film has moments where it is hilarious and strangely realistic at the same time. Proof of that came a few years after the film was made, at Euro 2004, when David Beckham missed a penalty in almost exactly the same way (and by the same margin) as the England striker in this film.
Not all the jokes work, e.g. the car salesman turned England coach trying to flock Korean cars to England players just did not not ring true, but others were close enough to real life to make me laugh out loud, e.g. the video tape incident or the Pele interview.
The film will probably find it hard to find an appreciative audience outside Britain (certainly outside Europe), because there are too many footballing in-jokes. For example, when we hear about Mike's playing career with stints at Doncaster Rovers and Crewe Alexandra then this is very telling to a British audience, and the avid football follower in the rest of Europe can just about get the gist of it, but everybody else would be left bemused.