Memorable quotes for
The Country Bears (2002)

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Officer Ham: Give me a description of the child?
Dex: Oh! He has brown hair; ALL OVER HIS BODY!

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Dex: [Holding up a baby picture] This is my baby picture,
[holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear]
Dex: and this is yours.

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[coming out of the car wash, Officer Hamm's hair looks like doo-wop style hair]
Officer Cheets: Your hair looks ridiculous.
[Officer Cheets turns to find that his hair is longer]
Officer Hamm: My hair?

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Officer Hamm: Have you seen this boy?
[Holds up a picture of Beary]
Big Al: Yep, only in real life he's a lot bigger, and not all teeny and flat like that!

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Reed Thimple: [after destorying a model of Country Bear Hall] Oh no, Country Bear Hall has been crushed!

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Reed Thimple: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.

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Beary Barrington: What's that?
Big Al: That there's a sign.

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Reed Thimple: What is that?
Big Al: A sign.

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Officer Cheets: What is that?
Big Al: [throws hammer down] That's a SIGN!

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Henry: Get the band back together?
Big Al: You could do that.
Henry: For a show you need equipment, and tickets, and *people*, and everything.
Big Al: I could do that.
Henry: Oh, Al. Let's face it, in a week, some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep-fryer.
[pause]
Big Al: We could do that.

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Big Al: I may be big... but I'm quick!

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