SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

User Rating:

1.4/10   

Director:

Bob Clark

Writers:

Steven Paul (story)
Gregory Poppen (screenplay)

Release Date:

27 August 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Family

Tagline:

The New Dirty Dozen... Time For A Change!

Plot:

A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Plot Keywords:

Sequel | Good Versus Evil | Computer | Second Part | Critically Bashed

Awards:

4 nominations

Cast

Jon Voight	...	Bill Biscane / Kane
Scott Baio	...	Stan Bobbins
Vanessa Angel	...	Jean Bobbins
Skyler Shaye	...	Kylie
Justin Chatwin	...	Zack
Peter Wingfield	...	Crowe
Gerry Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Leo Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Myles Fitzgerald	...	Kahuna
Max Iles	...	Archie
Michael Iles	...	Archie
Jared Scheideman	...	Finkleman
Jordan Scheideman	...	Finkleman
Maia Bastidas	...	Rosita
Keana Bastidas	...	Rosita

Also Known As:

Baby Geniuses 2 (UK) (working title)
Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated PG for action violence and some rude humor. (also family edition)

Runtime:

88 min

Country:

Germany | UK | USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Sound Mix:

DTS | Dolby Digital | SDDS

Certification:

Brazil:Livre | Philippines:G | Singapore:PG | UK:U | USA:PG

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

ApolloMedia

Trivia:

Last film directed by Bob Clark. He died in a car accident in April 2007.

Quotes:

Kahuna: Why don't you try picking on someone half your size?
Tascha: Who the heck are you?
Kahuna: Your worst enemy, a small fry with a big attitude.

Movie Connections:

Follows Baby Geniuses (1999)

Soundtrack:

Watch Your Step

Oh the pain!

Words cannot truly describe how down and out awful this movie was! I took my 6 year old to see this and even she seemed less than interested in this garbage. Not surprising given the superior "children's" movies that have come out in the last few years such as Nemo and any other Pixar movie. Scott Baio finally proved that he could be in something worse than "Joanie loves Chachi". All I could keep thinking about was how John Voight made superior movies like "Midnight Cowboy" and to wind up in trash this... This would have been great MST 3000 fodder - even "Manos, Hands of Fate" fares well against this. Again, most normal human beings couldn't even make a movie this bad if they tried. I guess this was fate paying me back for all the horrible foreign import/dubbed "Pipi Longstocking" movies my mom had to take me to in the 70's (as she often reminds me.) It's all karma...