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Black Knight (2001) More at IMDbPro »

Jamal: Do you have a thong?
Victoria: Excuse me?
Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.

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Jamal: With these hands, I make
[holds out and flicks on lighter]
Jamal: ... FIRE!
Crowd member: We have fire.

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Jamal: That's why you shouldn't drink your own urine.

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Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!

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Jamal: [chanting] King Leo's got a great big castle,
[Troops of men echo him]
Men: King Leo's got a great big castle,
Jamal: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Men: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Jamal: Sound off!
Men: 1,2!
Jamal: Break it on down!
Men: Uh, uh, uh-uh!

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Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter.
Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.

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[Trying to get Victoria's 's phone number]
Jamal: ANYBODY GOT A PEN?
Victoria: You can read and write!
Jamal: Yeah! (pause) Who you been datin'?

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Guard #1: Who be ye?
Jamal: Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again!

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Jamal: Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the presence of fear, yet the will to move on.

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Jamal: Tis roadkill!

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Jamal: I'm not only the... duke's official messenger... but I'm also the court jester!

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