Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001) (V)

User Rating:

2.4/10   

Director:

Chris Seaver

Writer:

Chris Seaver (writer)

Release Date:

7 April 2001 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Horror

Plot:

A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night. |

Plot Keywords:

Halloween | Blood | Low Budget Film | Zombie | Gore

Cast

Missy Donatuti	...	Mulva
Chris Seaver	...	Mr. Bonejack
Mike Nicolai	...	Chest Mclargeguge
Joe Anime	...	Takateru
Calley Thidemann	...	Cassie (as Callie the Hutt)
Rob Callie	...	Randal (as R.O.B.)
Joe Haines	...	Gilbert
Steve Debono	...	Cop Zombie
Fawn	...	Tromette
The Naked Cowboy	...	Naked Cowboy
Carla Menera	...	Gag Reflex
Lloyd Kaufman	...	The Mayor of Tromaville
Debbie Rochon	...	Lady McPouchsweat
Trent Haaga	...	James'the Cock God' Vanbrunt
Doug Sakmann	...	Zombie Leader
Zafer Ulkucu	...	Teen Ape
Devin Chiaromonte	...	Zombie
Cris Crap	...	Zombie
Kyle Cadorette	...	Zombie
Kim Mikenis	...	Zombie
Alex Alto	...	Zombie
Shawn Abitbol	...	Zombie
Noyes Meagan	...	Zombie
Ed Ludvigsen	...	Zombie
Dawn Donatuti	...	Zombie
Jack Silverman	...	Zombie
Bob Heckman	...	Eye gouge Zombie
Erin Shloshburg	...	Zombie
Dave Andrisani	...	Zombie
Lucas Ortiz	...	Zombie
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Joe Narode	...	Zombie

Directed by
Chris Seaver

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Chris Seaver		writer

Produced by
Missy Donatuti	....	co-producer
Doug Sakmann	....	co-producer
Chris Seaver	....	producer

Cinematography by
Mike Nicolia
Doug Sakmann
Chris Seaver

Film Editing by
Chris Seaver

Special Effects by
Doug Sakmann	....	special effects assistant
Chris Seaver	....	special effects

Production Companies

• Low Budget Pictures

Distributors

• Full Moon Pictures
• Low Budget Pictures
• Maxim Media International (2001) (non-USA) (all media)
• Tempe Entertainment

Runtime:

59 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA

Company:

Low Budget Pictures

Quotes:

Chest Mclargeguge: Bitch! Don't make me... 'cause I will.

Movie Connections:

Featured in Something to Scream About (2003) (V)

The WORST "movie" ever made!!

I have seen A LOT of bad movies. I watch them on a regular basis and even some of the really bad ones, I can get through-ones that Mystery Sceince Theater 3000 wouldn't even touch. This is bar none the worst "movie" ever made. I use the term movie loosely in this case because it is more like a group of friends that got together and made a video, but sure enough it has some Troma in it. Even if you like the mindless Troma stuff, this one will make you wince in pain. It IS that bad!! The cover has Lilith Stabs on it (a hot goth/punk type girl of Bad Movie Police fame) in a little outfit with a huge gun. Very misleading. She is NOT in the movie and there are no gun toting babes gunning down zombies. Instead you get to watch an ugly chick with a chocolate stained face annoy the hell out of you with over eccentric bad acting and lisp. The imitation Cosby/Don King character-Bonejack-is something you would laugh at if it were your friend, otherwise it is just lame. The filmmakers felt free to make plenty of inside jokes (the reappearing ice cream poster in tons of shots) without letting the audience in on their little jokes. If this can truly be called a movie versus just a video that some idiots threw together, then yes. This is THE worst movie I have ever seen. It even beats out the Tempe classics such as Humanoids from Atlantis and Robot Ninja. At least with James L Edwards you know what you are getting into. I wonder how many suckers fell for the false advertising on the box cover. Well live and learn the old "You can't judge a book by its cover". Well Mulva didn't kick any zombie ass-but this movie sure kicked mine.