The Crypt Keeper:
[
in a fake Jamaican accent] Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper.
Hot Girl:
Nice hair.
The Crypt Keeper:
Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks".
[
Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper:
Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones
[
Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it]
The Crypt Keeper:
T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head.
[
Cackles]
The Crypt Keeper:
Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas,
[
Focus in on a woman's breasts]
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