[
Storm has frozen him]
Wolverine:
Now that was cold.
Professor Charles Xavier:
Cyclops, get the Blackbird prepped for launch.
Cyclops:
Yes, sir.
Professor Charles Xavier:
And since its a weekend, assemble the full time.
[
pause]
Professor Charles Xavier:
We have a Rogue.
Magneto:
Welcome to Sanctuary.
Sabretooth:
One shall fall by the other's hand. It is our destiny.
Jean Grey:
You've been given a wonderful gift.
Kitty Pryde:
I don't have a gift, just a curse.
Jean Grey:
Only if you let it be.
Professor Charles Xavier:
This is place where powers are not always an asset... Right Scott?
Cyclops:
I guess you heard.
Professor Charles Xavier:
It was hard not to. It was all over the news.
Jean Grey:
What about you Kurt? Got any special talents that brought you here today?
[
Nightcrawler disappears and then reappears]
Nightcrawler:
Maybe.
Juggernaut:
You think that fancy visor's going to stop me? Nothing stops me. I'M RAW POWER.
Cyclops:
You want it raw, tough guy?
[
removes his visor]
Cyclops:
Then take it RAW.
Wolverine:
I smell fear.
Scott:
Logan? Have you ever, you know, really cared for someone? I mean, you felt it so strongly, you couldn't even get the words out.
Logan:
Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless, someone else bought it.
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
[
sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume] Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.
[
Nightcrawler is looking for Shadowcat]
Nightcrawler:
Kitty? Kitty?
Sabretooth:
Me-ow.
Wolverine:
About time you got here, elf. We were... What's she doing here?
Nightcrawler:
It's... it's a little complicated. See...
Mystique:
He'll send you a memo. Now let's go.
Gambit:
You round up those jokes you call friends, and meet me at your place.
Avalanche:
Why?
Gambit:
Because now that you're out of school, you'll be taking a real test.
Avalanche:
Forget it. We're sick of being used.
Gambit:
Did you get my calling card?
Avalanche:
We did. Now, let us throw you out on the welcome mat.
Rogue:
My power is your power and I can take more than one.
[
about Rogue and her powers]
Jean Luc LeBeau:
You mean, she can do all that with the touch of a finger?
Gambit:
Forget it.
Quicksilver:
Wanda?
Scarlet Witch:
PIETRO?
[
Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover]
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Ex-girlfriend?
Quicksilver:
Worse. She's my *sister*...
Jean Grey:
You know, I don't know WHAT I'd do if I didn't have you guys around to make all my decisions for me!
[
grabs Scott's car keys and storms off]
Duncan Matthews:
Whoa. Glad she took your keys.
Avalanche:
[
comforting Shadowcat about her emerging powers] Hey, don't fret it, embrace it. The way I see it, fate dealt us winning cards.
[
to Rogue]
Pyro:
Awful bold of you, coming here, girl! Or are you just stupid?
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Blob:
Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!
Quicksilver:
But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...
[
gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Ow!
Quicksilver:
[
Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!
Avalanche:
Yeah, I'm done all right.
Quicksilver:
Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.
Avalanche:
Sure. Glad to!
[
uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]
Quicksilver:
Aw, now look what you...
Avalanche:
[
grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
[
comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!
Blob:
And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!
[
sadly]
Blob:
You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!
Quicksilver:
Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...
[
looks out the window and screams]
Quicksilver:
Wanda!
[
dives into the closet]
Quicksilver:
Don't tell her I'm here!
Avalanche:
Ha!
[
Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom]
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here!
Boom Boom:
Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
[
after a disastrous flight simulator lesson]
Iceman:
[
to Wolverine] Hey, did you see? Were you watching? This time it took me *twice* as long to crash and burn!
[
after tricking and using Rogue]
Gambit:
Rogue...
Rogue:
Don't. You just did the wrong thing for the right reason.
Gambit:
So what now?
Rogue:
I'm going back with the X-men. I don't care what you do...
Gambit:
[
smiling] *Sure* you don't...
Principal Edward Kelly:
You see? See how dangerous they are?
Professor Charles Xavier:
Yes, but as you can see Mr Kelly, my students are not using their powers. They're using restraint.
Avalanche:
[
to Cyclops and Jean Grey] Don't worry, that's the last of the heroics. Count on it.
Boom Boom:
[
after Avalanche "shakes" the vending machine to get a soda] Hey, nice technique!
[
blows it up to get her own soda]
Boom Boom:
What do you think of mine?
Avalanche:
Breaking rules *and* appliances. You'd fit right in at our place!
Boom Boom:
Yeah? Like I'd want to!
Pyro:
I am real glad you dropped by since I've been bored out of my skull.
Wolverine:
Where's your buddies?
Pyro:
Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabertooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge...
[
Wolverine slams him in his chair and leaves]
Pyro:
Okay, take care, so long. Don't get all weepy on me. Let's not drag this out or anything. Ugh, Ahhh I know just how to turn this frown upside down.
[
starts playing the Magneto tape again]
Nightcrawler:
[
excited about an upcoming party and dancing on top of a table] Yeah! Party, party!
[
his tail slips out of his disguise and almost hits Scott]
Cyclops:
Hey! Watch it!
[
grabs his tail and yanks him back down to his seat]
Cyclops:
Keep it under control! You can't be seen like that, remember?
Nightcrawler:
[
ignores Scott's comment] YOU PULLED MY TAIL, MAN!
Scott:
I wonder why did you do it?
Rogue:
Me and Miss Popularity there are on different wavelengths, different galaxies, but then I realized something. She would do the same thing for me.
Professor Charles Xavier:
I'm sorry, Rouge but all visits must be scheduled ahead of time.
Rogue:
I'll see you tomorrow, Misty.
[
thinking]
Rogue:
You wouldn't do this to Miss Popularity over there.
Jean Grey:
Hey, that's not true. He doesn't treat me any differently than anybody else.
Rogue:
Who gave you permission to go inside my head!
Rogue:
You give me no choice.
[
takes off a glove to use her powers]
Col. Nick Fury:
I can't let her go!
Wolverine:
You can... and you will.
Nightcrawler:
Chicks dig the fuzzy dude!
Nightcrawler:
I'm a harmless blue fuzzball!
Kitty Pryde:
Did you see me? Did you?
Avalanche:
Yeah. Wow Kitty, how'd it feel?
Kitty Pryde:
It was, like, totally unbelievable.
[
hugs him]
Avalanche:
You're making it yours Kitty. Once you own it, nothing can own you.
Rogue:
[
finds Kurt with the stone Mystique] You dare bring that thing into this house?
Nightcrawler:
Rogue, she can't hurt us anymore.
Rogue:
Speak for yourself!
Nightcrawler:
I know you have every reason to hate her. So do I, I mean, look at what she's done to us. But still, she's our mother.
Rogue:
Either you get her out of here or I will!
Nightcrawler:
Rogue, anger and hate destroyed her. If you don't get rid of yours it will destroy you to.
Rogue:
It already destroyed me.
Nightcrawler:
[
mocking Scott and Jean] Jean darling, Please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love
Kitty Pryde:
Oh, Scott, you have... such a way with pastry!
Boom Boom:
[
training, she has to scale a cliff to 'rescue' Nightcrawler] Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo!
Nightcrawler:
I'm going to die.
Boom Boom:
Hiya cutie.
Nightcrawler:
Hi. I have to know, are you insane?
Nightcrawler:
[
about Wolverine] He locked us out!
Kitty Pryde:
No, he shut himself in so we'd be safe!
Nightcrawler:
There's a crazy person flying the plane! You call that safe? We have to get out of here!
Kitty Pryde:
Can you transport us to the ground?
Nightcrawler:
Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
Boom Boom:
[
Quicksilver walks in with four dates] Now that boy knows how to work it.
Wolverine:
The course has a new objective today, it's called Mutant Dodgeball.
Iceman:
Oh yes! I am so good at this game!
Wolverine:
Oh, and extra credit for anyone that takes out the ice cube.
Principal Edward Kelly:
I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.
Blob:
School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Since when?
Principal Edward Kelly:
If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.
Toad (Todd Tolensky):
Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.
Wolverine:
[
about the school's new students] You know what we need? Another teacher. And maybe a battle tank.
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