Kyle:
Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.
Michael:
Why a cosmetics counter girl?
Kyle:
It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them.
Steve:
Like my mom?
Kyle:
Yeah, exactly.
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