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| Catherine Deneuve | ... | The Queen | |
| Mena Suvari | ... | Francesca Bonacieux | |
| Stephen Rea | ... | Cardinal Richelieu | |
| Tim Roth | ... | Febre the Man in Black | |
| Justin Chambers | ... | D'Artagnan | |
| Bill Treacher | ... | Bonacieux | |
| Daniel Mesguich | ... | King Louis XIII | |
| David Schofield | ... | Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman | |
| Nick Moran | ... | Aramis | |
| Steve Speirs | ... | Porthos | |
| Jan Gregor Kremp | ... | Athos | |
| Jeremy Clyde | ... | Lord Buckingham | |
| Michael Byrne | ... | Treville, Head of the Musketeers | |
| Jean-Pierre Castaldi | ... | Planchet | |
| Tsilla Chelton | ... | Madame Lacross | |
| Luc Gentil | ... | D'Artagnan's Father (as Luc Gentile) | |
| Catherine Erhardy | ... | D'Artagnan's Mother | |
| Max Dolbey | ... | Young D'Artagnan | |
| Florent Bigot de Nesles | ... | Deleon | |
| Stefan Jürgens | ... | Darcy, Man at Inn | |
| Anne-Marie Pisani | ... | Buxom Woman at Banquet (as Ann Marie Pisani) | |
| Carrie Mullan | ... | Mathilde | |
| Joachim Paul Assböck | ... | Hessian | |
| Oscar Ortega Sánchez | ... | Marquis de Spota (as Oscar Ortega Sanchez) | |
| Sven Walser | ... | Man #1 at Bar | |
| Marco Lorenzini | ... | Inn Keeper | |
| Jean-François Wolff | ... | Cardinal's Guard #1 (as Jean-Francois Wolff) | |
| Bertrand Witt | ... | Dumas | |
| Stefan Weinert | ... | Mercenary #2 | |
| Patrick Dean | ... | Febre Messenger | |
| Christian Bergmann | ... | Last Febre Man | |
| Sascha Schiffbauer | ... | Jail Guard #1 | |
| Sven Nichulski | ... | Guard at Door | |
| Frank Ferner | ... | Jail Guard #3 | |
| Jean-Luc Ristic | ... | Pastry Chef | |
| Roland Stemmer | ... | Musketeer #1 | |
| Jo Stock | ... | Another Musketeer | |
| Dean Gregory | ... | Musketeer #2 | |
| Ciaran Mulhern | ... | Musketeer #3 | |
| Gilles Soeder | ... | Cook | |
| Sigal Diamant | ... | Josephine the Bar Maid | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Thomas Goersch | ... | Fighter (uncredited) | |
| Chas Warlow | ... | Cardinal's Guard (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Peter Hyams | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Alexandre Dumas père | (novels) | |
| Gene Quintano | (screenplay) | |
Original Music by | |||
| David Arnold | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Peter Hyams | |||
| Stefano Paradiso | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Terry Rawlings | |||
Casting by | |||
| Anja Dihrberg | |||
| Monique Durlacher | |||
| Celestia Fox | |||
| Caroline Mazauric | |||
| Penny Perry | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Philip Harrison | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Damien Lanfranchi | |||
| Adele Marolf | |||
| Keith Slote | |||
| Petra Weber | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Milly Burns | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Cynthia Dumont | |||
| Raymond Hughes | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Sibylle Ahlers | .... | additional makeup assistant (as Sybille Ahlers) | |
| Renate Albrecht | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Pina Boehler | .... | additional makeup assistant | |
| Sonia Boure | .... | additional hair stylist: France | |
| Coralie Castenholtz | .... | additional hair stylist: France | |
| Lexa Deinhardt | .... | additional hair assistant (as Alexia Deinhard) | |
| Katalin Elek | .... | makeup artist (as Kati Elek) | |
| Zoltan Elek | .... | makeup designer | |
| Frank Hard | .... | additional makeup assistant (as Frank Hardt) | |
| Bettina Heil | .... | hair assistant | |
| Catherine Hild | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Catherine Hild | .... | additional hair stylist: France | |
| Marliess Hupperts | .... | additional makeup assistant (as Marlyss Huppertz) | |
| René Jordan | .... | hair stylist | |
| Bettina Kohlhaas | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Doris Königstein | .... | additional hair assistant (as Doris Konigstein) | |
| Anya Landwehr | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Alain Luzy | .... | additional hair stylist: France | |
| Richard Luzy | .... | additional makeup artist: France | |
| Mina Matsumura | .... | makeup artist: Catherine Deneuve | |
| Linda Mooney | .... | hair designer | |
| Claudine Moureaud | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| John Nollet | .... | hair stylist: Catherine Deneuve | |
| Xavier Pujol | .... | additional hair stylist: France | |
| Katja Reinert-Alexis | .... | chief makeup artist (as Katja Reinert) | |
| Myriam Roger | .... | assistant hair stylist: Catherine Deneuve (as Miriame Roget) | |
| Silvia Russmann | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Kathleen Sieber | .... | additional hair assistant | |
| Doris Simon-Hanig | .... | additional makeup assistant | |
| Evelyne Sittig | .... | makeup assistant (as Evelyn Abassi-Sittig) | |
| Béatrice Stéphany | .... | additional hair assistant (as Bea Stephany) | |
| René Jordan | .... | hair stylist: Mena Suvari (uncredited) | |
| Katja Reinert-Alexis | .... | assistant makeup artist (uncredited) | |
| Katja Reinert-Alexis | .... | makeup artist: Mena Suvari (uncredited) | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Mathilde Bouts | .... | third assistant director | |
| Sabrina Curkgian | .... | additional second assistant director: France | |
| Barbara Dupont | .... | second second assistant director: France | |
| Ralph Eisenmann | .... | co-first assistant director (as Ralf Eisenmann) | |
| Marc Jenny | .... | assistant director: stunt unit | |
| Sarah Marty | .... | second second assistant director: France | |
| Christian Neu | .... | third assistant director trainee | |
| Jim Probyn | .... | third assistant director trainee (as Jimbo Probyn) | |
| Mike Roberts | .... | third assistant director trainee | |
| Olafur Elfar Stafansson | .... | third assistant director trainee | |
| Beni Turkson | .... | second assistant director | |
| Charlie Watson | .... | first assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Barry Abbot | .... | carpenter | |
| Miriam Andermatt | .... | property assistant | |
| Marco Artero | .... | props assistant: France (as Marc Artero) | |
| Rachid Bentaler | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Steven Bernard | .... | construction: France | |
| Michael Bernardy | .... | carpenter | |
| Antoine Berthet | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Stephan Besnard | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Geraldine Bessac | .... | construction: France | |
| Klaus Bienen | .... | stand-by carpenter | |
| Klaus Bienen | .... | stand-by painter | |
| Paul Biwer | .... | head propmaker | |
| Patrice Blanchet | .... | construction: France | |
| Alain Boncour | .... | painter | |
| Maurice Borghese | .... | upholsterer (as Maurice Borghesi) | |
| Patrick Bossu | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Joseph Briard | .... | construction buyer | |
| Mario Capezzali | .... | plasterer | |
| David Celli | .... | carpenter | |
| Helene Courmont | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Stéphane Daverio | .... | carpenter: France | |
| John Davey | .... | head painter | |
| Henry Dedieu | .... | construction: France | |
| Manuel Demoulling | .... | stand-by props (as Manu Demoulling) | |
| Sean Dillon | .... | carpenter | |
| James Doh | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Bertrand Dufour | .... | swing gang: France | |
| Robert J. Dugdale | .... | assistant scenic artist (as Rob Dugdale) | |
| Bruno Dumont | .... | props buyer: France | |
| Gilles Ecomard | .... | construction: France | |
| Patrick Essex | .... | carpenter | |
| Françoise Fagnou | .... | sculptor: France | |
| Isoline Favier | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Bernard Feniou | .... | construction: France | |
| Sylvie Fert | .... | construction: France | |
| Geraldine Flammang | .... | trainee propmaker | |
| Damien Fleury | .... | chargehand dresser | |
| Laurent Foulquier | .... | carpenter: France | |
| William Gillbourne | .... | carpenter (as Liam Gilbourne) | |
| Jean-Claude Giusti | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Patrice Golardelle | .... | carpenter: France (as Patrice Colardelle) | |
| Annett 'Gogo' Golinski | .... | dressing props | |
| Lucilio Goncalves | .... | stand-by props | |
| Nuno Goncalves | .... | dressing props | |
| Philippe Gonzales | .... | painter decorator: France | |
| Raphaelle Gris | .... | painter: France | |
| Jan Grosvenor | .... | props | |
| Elsa Harbulot | .... | painter: France | |
| Mohamed Harzallah | .... | metal construction | |
| John Heayn | .... | carpenter | |
| Patrice Houche | .... | assistant painter | |
| Sebastien Houllier | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Thiérry Hoyoux | .... | painter | |
| Lola Jeannel | .... | painter: France | |
| Ricky King | .... | carpenter | |
| Christophe Kirschbaum | .... | carpenter | |
| Eddie Klima | .... | carpenter (as Edgar Klima) | |
| Damien Lanfranchi | .... | art director: France | |
| Ellen Latz | .... | stand-by art director | |
| Frank Leinen | .... | dressing props | |
| Herve Lespert | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Laurent Lignac | .... | construction: France | |
| Frinn Lorenz | .... | carpenter | |
| Marc Lorenz | .... | stand-by carpenter | |
| Marc Lorenz | .... | stand-by painter | |
| Christian Louis | .... | trainee propmaker | |
| Jean-Marie Luntumbue | .... | assistant painter | |
| Rachid Mahi | .... | construction: France | |
| Adele Marolf | .... | draftsperson | |
| Ken Marples | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Luis Martínez | .... | dressing props | |
| Patrice Massida | .... | head carpenter: France | |
| Neil Masterson | .... | carpenter | |
| François Mast | .... | assistant carpenter | |
| Jonathan McCintosh | .... | construction manager: France (as Jonathan McIntosh) | |
| Nadia Meidi | .... | construction secretary | |
| Nikos Melas | .... | assistant painter | |
| Graham Menage | .... | head scenic artist | |
| José Mendes | .... | dressing props | |
| Joëlle Michalski | .... | trainee propmaker | |
| Pascale Michalski | .... | trainee propmaker | |
| Mattieu Moreau | .... | carpenter: France | |
| François Munoz | .... | props assistant: France | |
| Sebastien Nisse | .... | stagehand | |
| Eamonn O'Boyle | .... | carpenter | |
| Gaelle Olivier | .... | painter: France | |
| William Overstall | .... | moulder | |
| Marc Paget | .... | painter: France | |
| Alain Panizzi | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Paddy Patterson | .... | construction foreman | |
| Marthial Petit | .... | carpenter: France (as Martial Petit) | |
| Enrico Petroni | .... | metal construction | |
| Serge Peyron | .... | painter: France | |
| Denis Picard | .... | metal construction | |
| Suzanne Pilault | .... | upholsterer: France | |
| Manuel Pinto de Jesus | .... | metal foreman | |
| Fabrice Poulain | .... | construction: France | |
| Manu Poupard | .... | lead man | |
| Olivier Printz | .... | coordinator: coaches | |
| Olivier Printz | .... | set dresser | |
| Lionel Puguet | .... | construction: France | |
| Paul Purdy | .... | property master | |
| Marie-Claire Quin | .... | set dresser: France | |
| Bertrand Renault | .... | construction chargehand | |
| Hervé Ribatto | .... | stand-by carpenter: France | |
| Brenda Roberson | .... | props buyer | |
| Tillie Robinson | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Tiffany Rodenfels | .... | set dresser | |
| Olivier Romey | .... | construction: France | |
| Philippe Rouaix | .... | construction: France | |
| Agnès Sahuc | .... | painter: France | |
| Guy Sahuc | .... | head painter: France | |
| François Saliusch | .... | assistant set decorator: France (as François Salish) | |
| Wolf Saller | .... | carpenter | |
| Yannick Samson | .... | construction: France | |
| Laury Sarti | .... | trainee propmaker | |
| Guillaume Schmidt | .... | stand-by carpenter: France | |
| Raymond Schmidt | .... | painter decorator: France | |
| Michel Seys | .... | carpenter | |
| Keith Slote | .... | draftsperson | |
| Sybille Spindler | .... | draftsperson | |
| Diana Stiegler | .... | propmaker | |
| Craig Stoutt | .... | dressing props | |
| Kristian Stoutt | .... | dressing props | |
| David Thevenet | .... | construction: France | |
| Raphael Thiry | .... | carpenter | |
| Laurent Treneule | .... | painter: France | |
| Stéphane Vandersmissen | .... | assistant painter | |
| Martine Veille | .... | sculptor: France | |
| Charlotte Schmidt Von Schwind | .... | carpenter | |
| Laurent Wallerang | .... | stagehand | |
| Petra Weber | .... | assistant property buyer | |
| Gerard Wehrle | .... | carpenter: France | |
| Bruno Zenatello | .... | construction manager | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Alain Couty | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Jean-Claude Dauphinot | .... | special effects technician | |
| Grégoire Delage | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Georges Demétrau | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| Jacky Dufour | .... | special effects substitute technician | |
| Pascal Fauvelle | .... | special effects assistant (as Pascal 'Van' Fauvelle) | |
| Max Garnier | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Pascale Garnier | .... | special effects assistant (as Pascal Garnier) | |
| Luis Gutiérrez | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Sara Helminger | .... | assistant special effects coordinator | |
| Jean-Claude Houbart | .... | metalworker (as Jean-Claude 'Coco' Houbart) | |
| Francois Hulard | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Mario Luraschi | .... | special effects | |
| Jérome Miel | .... | special effects technician | |
| François Philippe | .... | special effects buyer | |
| Pascal Tesch | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Olivier Zenenski | .... | special effects coordinator: Luxembourg | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Nastuh Abootalebi | .... | Inferno compositor: das werk | |
| Lothar Albrecht | .... | technical supervisor: das werk | |
| Roger Beck | .... | engineer: das werk | |
| Matthias Berndt | .... | scanning and recording operator: das werk | |
| Elena Blum | .... | rotoscoping: das werk | |
| Michael Brink | .... | additional visual effects producer: das werk | |
| Cania | .... | rotoscoping: das werk | |
| Peter Connelly | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Philipp Danner | .... | junior compositing artist: das werk | |
| Yves Delforge | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Sophie Denize | .... | additional visual effects producer: das werk | |
| Birgit D'Hont | .... | additional visual effects producer: das werk | |
| Stephen Elson | .... | visual effects producer: Das Werk | |
| Cédric Fayolle | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Derek Flood | .... | 3D animator: Das Werk | |
| Melanie Göggelmann | .... | editorial: das werk | |
| Tim Grover | .... | visual effects editor | |
| Robert Hoffmeister | .... | senior Inferno compositor | |
| David Hofmann | .... | head of 3D: das werk | |
| Michel Jonas | .... | research and development: das werk | |
| Tim Ketzer | .... | 3D animator: Das Werk | |
| Katrin Klaiber | .... | compositing supervisor: das werk | |
| Ines Krüger | .... | rotoscoping: das werk | |
| Colin Laski | .... | visual effects | |
| Sebastian Locker | .... | junior compositing artist: das werk | |
| Nir Loewenberg | .... | 3D animator: Das Werk | |
| Kendra Maas | .... | production trainee: das werk | |
| George Maihöfer | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Marius Mohnssen | .... | visual effects producer: Q&Q | |
| Rolf Muetze | .... | 3D animator: Das Werk (as Rolf Mütze) | |
| Alexander Nowotny | .... | 3D animator: Das Werk | |
| Moritz Peters | .... | digital effects artist | |
| Natascha Pfeiffer | .... | additional visual effects producer: das werk | |
| Paul Poetsch | .... | shake compositor: das werk | |
| Kelley Ray | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Andrew Ruszala | .... | Inferno compositor: das werk | |
| Stefan Rycken | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Matthias Scharfenberg | .... | scanning and recording operator: das werk | |
| Abraham Schneider | .... | Domino artist: das werk | |
| Bernd Schulze | .... | Inferno compositor: das werk | |
| Christine Szymkowiak | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Thomas Tannenberger | .... | visual effects executive producer: das werk | |
| Dominik Trimborn | .... | I/O supervisor: das werk | |
| Robert Tucker | .... | digital artist: das werk | |
| Ann Vandenbussche | .... | Domino compositor: das werk | |
| Olivier Veau | .... | rotoscoping: das werk | |
| Frank Wegerhoff | .... | visual effects producer: Das Werk | |
| Kalle Max Hofmann | .... | visual effects (uncredited) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Marie-Elise Beyne | .... | extras casting: France | |
| Illana Diamant | .... | additional casting: Europe | |
| Anja Dihrberg | .... | casting: Germany | |
| Monique Durlacher | .... | casting: Luxembourg | |
| Louis Elman | .... | adr voice casting | |
| Celestia Fox | .... | casting: UK | |
| Jolantha Jeserick | .... | extras casting: Luxembourg | |
| Caroline Mazauric | .... | casting: France | |
| Penny Perry | .... | casting: USA | |
| Penelope Robin | .... | casting assistant: France | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Steven T. Ellis | .... | post-production coordinator | |
| Mike Fraser | .... | negative cutter | |
| Tim Grover | .... | first assistant editor | |
| John Nuth | .... | second assistant editor | |
| John Stanborough | .... | color timer | |
| Tony Miles Trompetto | .... | lightworks assistant | |
| Tony Tromp | .... | assistant editor | |
Music Department | |||
| David Arnold | .... | score producer | |
| Nicholas Dodd | .... | conductor | |
| Nicholas Dodd | .... | orchestrator | |
| Dina Eaton | .... | music editor | |
| Geoff Foster | .... | score mixer | |
| Geoff Foster | .... | score recordist | |
| Doris Lütz | .... | music coordinator | |
Other crew | |||
| Franck Alix | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Catherine Amesbury | .... | chaperone | |
| Josefina Aubart | .... | caterer | |
| Remie Becker | .... | stitcher | |
| Greg Bernstein | .... | legal services | |
| Klaus-Peter Beyer | .... | studio manager | |
| Jakob Boje | .... | additional runner | |
| Abdelkrim Boumahdi | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Michel Burstein | .... | unit publicist | |
| Sandra Butterworth | .... | dialect coach | |
| Philippe Castelain | .... | assistant location manager | |
| David Catchpole | .... | facilities manager | |
| Jason Chambers | .... | stand-in | |
| Pascal Charlier | .... | location manager | |
| Chris Cozens | .... | auricle operator | |
| Tilly Creswell | .... | production coordinator | |
| Julieta Cuccharini | .... | stitcher | |
| Jonathan Damon | .... | production assistant | |
| Paul de Bourcy | .... | studio manager | |
| Maria Noëlle Defourny | .... | stitcher | |
| Vincent Delclos | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Anneliese Jager de Roode | .... | stitcher | |
| Yannick Derrien | .... | fencing assistant | |
| Said El Khel | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Remy Elvezy | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Tourscher Estelle | .... | lead stand-in | |
| Bob Feltgen | .... | production runner | |
| Jean-Claude Flaccomio | .... | stand-in (as Jean-Claude Flaccomeo) | |
| Peta Foley | .... | caterer | |
| Vic Fraser | .... | copyist | |
| Christian Frohn | .... | production assistant | |
| Christophe Gabbiati | .... | assistant armorer (as Christophe Gabiatti) | |
| Céline Gaul | .... | travel coordinator | |
| Cédric Gonella | .... | production executive | |
| Thierry Grasset | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Cheady Hansen | .... | stitcher | |
| Kristjan Hardarson | .... | accounting assistant | |
| Fréderic Hardy | .... | technical advisor: coaches | |
| Guy Hebeler | .... | facilities coordinator | |
| Frédéric Humbel | .... | historical advisor | |
| Richard Karl | .... | scorpio head operator | |
| Clio Lapsolle | .... | stand-in | |
| Justine Leclercq | .... | administration trainee | |
| Xavier Legris | .... | location manager: France | |
| Mark Leroyer | .... | assistant armorer | |
| Annick Lockman | .... | production secretary | |
| Willy Loedts | .... | animal wrangler | |
| Pascal López | .... | sword master | |
| Vincent Louchez | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Mario Luraschi | .... | horse master | |
| Pascal Madura | .... | assistant horse master (as Pascal 'Chino' Madura) | |
| Christophe Maratier | .... | supervising armorer | |
| Didier Marsot | .... | caterer | |
| Pierre Matras | .... | stand-in | |
| Joel Maytie | .... | accounting clerk: France | |
| Bernard Mazauric | .... | production executive | |
| Sheila McNaught | .... | script supervisor | |
| Janice Mordue | .... | title designer | |
| Philip James Morgan | .... | location manager (as Philip J. Morgan) | |
| Serge Moro | .... | stand-in | |
| Franck Nicolas | .... | assistant accountant: France (as Franck Nicolls) | |
| Jean Guy Oustalet | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Philippe Pangrazzi | .... | assistant location manager: France | |
| Laurence Parker | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Jean Marc Pedoussaut | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Florian Peppuy | .... | assistant armorer | |
| Dany Pettico | .... | stand-in | |
| Elisa Poncet | .... | location assistant: France | |
| James Portolese | .... | production coordinator | |
| Guillaume Puig | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Leslie Rain | .... | riding instructor | |
| Stuart Ray | .... | caterer | |
| Chris Reuter | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Jill Robertson | .... | horse coordinator | |
| Laurent Roussillo | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Hakim Saadi | .... | production secretary: France | |
| Zhamila Safavi | .... | stitcher | |
| Pierre Salive | .... | assistant location manager: France | |
| Luc Schroeder | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Luc Schroeder | .... | post-production accountant | |
| Yves-Marie Siroit | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Bertrand Sirven | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Rachel Quigley Smith | .... | production accountant | |
| Veronika Stalz | .... | accountant | |
| Pascal Tesch | .... | fencing instructor | |
| Philippe Thevenin | .... | location assistant: France | |
| Paul Thorley | .... | facilities assistant (as Paul 'Thumper' Thorley) | |
| Estelle Tourscher | .... | stand-in | |
| Sophie Treacher | .... | production secretary | |
| Teresa Tria | .... | stitcher | |
| Peria Tuccillo | .... | production secretary: France (as Perla Tuccillo) | |
| Esteban Van Freeden | .... | facilities assistant | |
| Stephane Wasila | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Stephane Wasila | .... | location assistant | |
| Harry Winston | .... | jewellery: Catherine Deneuve | |
| Katja Wolf | .... | personal assistant to actor | |
| Karen Woods | .... | caterer | |
| Fabrice Ziolkowski | .... | screenplay by | |
Thanks | |||
| Edwige Roland | .... | producer's thanks | |
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Just really, really, really bad!
First off, this film is too much action, not enough story. The first time we see D'Artagnan fight, there doesn't seem to be any point to it, other than the fact to let us know that he's this amazingly (and somewhat unbelievably) skilled swordsman and fighter. He also escapes the situation way too easily, thanks to pathetic bluff and a cut away.
The only saving grace in this film (in my opinion) is Tim Roth, who had to make due as best he could with a very bad script. But he looked cool (the only person in this film with any fashion sense whatsoever). Although later in the film he appears to have borrowed his Aunt Ida's - Sunday church revival meeting hat.
Stephen Rea, who I usually find extremely enjoyable to watch - came across as very ineffectual as the Cardinal Richelieu. Instead of being the great evil and manipulating mastermind, he almost seemed the puppet of Tim Roth's Febre...a character I've never heard of before, who seemed to fill the role previously occupied by Rochefort, as the one eyed man who killed D'Artagnan's father.
(oh for Tim Curry's Richelieu)
Justin Chamberlain is incredibly dull in this movie, and never seemed to show any emotion. It almost seemed like he sucked the life out of the actors around him. His character comes across as a thinly veiled Bruce Wayne. A young boy who watched his parents get murdered in front of him, but could do nothing. He's taken in by the kindly older friend of his father's. He then grows up and trains himself to be the best fighter, to become a hero and stop what happened to his parents from happening again.
Athos, Porthos and Aramis might as well not even have been in the film. All of the Musketeers were portrayed as drunken, miserable, arrogant, lazy jerks. Apparently D'Artagnan is the only one who still holds the ideals of the Musketeers. It seemed like Athos was only there to avoid the question - Shouldn't there be 3 of them? He didn't do a damn thing. They gave all of his character traits to Aramis, and Aramis the wouldbe priest was nowhere to be found.
King Louis XIII and Queen Anne were in their late 50's (huh?) and were childless. Okay, where do Louis XIV and Phillipe come from then? I somehow doubt that a woman in her late 50's in 17th century France would be up to having twins. As far as I know, they should have been young, and not even married yet.
The Musketeers all seemed closer in age to their Man in the Iron Mask selves, than their Three Musketeers selves. Athos even had grey in his beard.
You would think that the King's Musketeers could have afforded to dress better. Everyone looked like a bum...and there were a LOT of bad hats in this movie. D'Artagnan looked like he should have been riding the range in 1880's Oklahoma. And don't even get me started on the mullets. Did everyone in 17th century France grow up in the 1980's? The hair extensions on Justin Chamberlain were pretty bad too.
The romance between his character and Mena Suvari didn't make much sense, and seemed very forced. Although it gave D'Artagnan an excuse to go skinny dipping so the bad guys could kidnap his girlfriend.
Bad bad bad dialogue. When Mena Suvari threatened to cut off someone's balls...I pretty much gave up all hope.
The action and fight sequences were way over the top. Apparently the Cardinal makes sure his men are well versed in the fine art of - How to engage in a swordfight while hanging 100 feet in the air one handed from a rope in the rain and not fall to your death. The final fight between D'Artagnan and Febre (in what we dubbed "The Ladder Room") was too much. It seems the ladders are strong enough to support two grown men who are jumping and balancing on them, but are powerless when it comes to the mighty rapier blade. It got to the point where I was thinking - for crying out loud, would you just stand still and fight already!
D'Artagnan also has this amazing horse that appears out of nowhere when he whistles (despite having run off in a different direction earlier, or having been left lying in the road practically dead that morning).
What I found interesting is, it seems that the Musketeers all bought their cassaque cloaks at Disney's The Three Musketeers wardrobe sale. They looked EXACTLY like the ones worn by Kiefer, Charlie and Oliver...right down the length, colours and embroidery.
One of the most confusing moments came when it looked as though a character had been fatally shot, only to remark - I'm not dead. But there is no clear explanation as to why they aren't dead, and show up later no worse for wear.
I guess the palace kitchen staff are very stupid, as none of them realize that some of them have been replaced by imposters, nor does anyone notice that one of the waiters is wearing a sword...well okay, one person notices, but that scene is silly and kinda creepy.
Oh and the swords are all pretty ugly. I'm also trying to figure out, why if they hired a Hong Kong fight director to do all the choreography, did they also have a sword master?
Well that's my Musketeer rant. As always that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.