Indiana Jones:
[
complimenting Sophia] In this light you look just like Vivien Leigh.
Sophia Hapgood:
Frankly Indy, I don't give a damn.
Indiana Jones:
Of all the shops in Algeria and we had to walk into this one.
Sophia Hapgood:
We'll always have Iceland Indy...
Arnold:
[
a Nazi spots Indy in the Crete labyrinth] You there, Amerikanner! Kommen zie! I won't hurt you.
[
Indy walks over]
Arnold:
Know any good drinking tunes?
Indiana Jones:
Maybe, let me think...”Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime"?
Arnold:
No, that's too depressing. Now I'll have to amuse myself by tearing your head off!
Indiana Jones:
Try singing "So Long, It's Been Good To Know You"
[
runs away]
Indiana Jones:
[
while exploring the Crete labyrinth] Some date, huh?
Sophia Hapgood:
We're not dating Jones; this is not a date, if it was a date, I would've stood you up!
Indiana Jones:
[
Indy is making shadow puppets with a flashlight and makes a dog] Neat! Woof, woof!
Sophia Hapgood:
...Indy?
Indiana Jones:
[
makes an elephant] It's Jumbo! King of the Circus!
Sophia Hapgood:
What do you think you're doing?
Indiana Jones:
[
makes a rabbit] ... and here's Nur-Ab-Sal!
Sophia Hapgood:
Stop that this instant!
Indiana Jones:
[
turns off flashlight] ... sorry.
[
Kerner steps onto the platform on the Godhood Machine]
Klaus Kerner:
If anyone's going to become a god, it must be me!
Dr. Hans Ubermann:
You? Don't be silly, Kerner! You're not prepared for this!
Klaus Kerner:
I'm in charge of this operation, you spineless sausage!
[
draws his gun]
Klaus Kerner:
Activate the machine!
Dr. Hans Ubermann:
[
sighs] A test is a test. Plato suggested 10 beads; let's try that.
Indiana Jones:
Hang on a second!
Klaus Kerner:
What now, Jones?
Indiana Jones:
What about Plato's tenfold error?
Klaus Kerner:
What about it?
Indiana Jones:
Ten beads might give you size ten antlers.
[
shrugs]
Indiana Jones:
Just a thought.
Klaus Kerner:
Hmmm... he may be right. We should divide by ten. Try ONE bead.
Dr. Hans Ubermann:
One bead it is!
[
Ubermann inserts a bead into the machine and it turns on, slowly transforming Kerner]
Dr. Hans Ubermann:
Himmel! It's working!
[
Kerner is transformed into a small disfigured demonic creature]
Klaus Kerner:
NOOOOOO!
[
Kerner plunges himself into the lava]
Dr. Hans Ubermann:
A small bead for a small man, eh Jones? Now it's your turn.
Hans:
Hey, you!
Indiana Jones:
Me?
Hans:
I don't see anyone else. State your business.
Indiana Jones:
I'm selling soap. And you smell like you could use some.
Hans:
I'll trade you for a lesson in manners.
Indiana Jones:
[
subway train Indy is riding crashes through a wall] Ow.
Guard:
[
At door to labyrinth] You're trespassing on occupied territory. I've got orders not to let anyone pass.
Indiana Jones:
I got a message for Kolonel Kerner. Let me pass.
Guard:
I'll deliver it myself. What's the message?
Indiana Jones:
Go tell Kerner there's an idiot guarding the door.
Guard:
You need a lesson in respect mein herr!
[
fight begins]
[
about Sophia]
Klaus Kerner:
Jones was a better man than I thought, if he could tolerate HER!
[
last lines]
[
looking at the volcano left after Atlantis' collapse]
Indiana Jones:
You know, a lot of my discoveries seem like tall tales, even to me. At least there's some evidence now.
[
the volcano promptly sinks under the surface]
Sophia Hapgood:
Then again, maybe not.
[
Indy suddenly kisses Sohia intently]
Sophia Hapgood:
[
surprised] What was that for?
Indiana Jones:
To ease the pain.
Sophia Hapgood:
Not so fast; first I'm going to read your fortune.
[
Sophia moves closer to Indy]
Sophia Hapgood:
Look into my eyes.
[
Indy backs off nervously, Sophia moves in again]
Sophia Hapgood:
*Deep* into my eyes.
[
Indy backs off again, Sophia follows]
Sophia Hapgood:
For Pete's sake, I'm not going to hurt you!
[
as Indy approaches Sophia, the Nazi Guard notices him]
Guard:
Who are you? Talk fast, and I'd better like your tone of voice, or you're a dead man!
Indiana Jones:
I'm Indiana Jones. Who are you, bucket head?
Guard:
Bucket head? What kind of insult is that?
Indiana Jones:
I'll let Sophia explain it to you.
[
Sophia knocks out the guard with a bucket sitting behind him]
[
alternate dialogue for the conversation above]
Indiana Jones:
Has madame Sophia told you your future looks *pail*?
Guard:
No, now that you mention it she hasn't.
Indiana Jones:
[
to Sophia, referring to a less-than-cooperative colleague] I think the good doctor has frostbite of the brain.
Indiana Jones:
That's enough. The jar is full.
Indiana Jones:
I'm back!
Klaus Kerner:
You don't look at all well, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones:
Exploring our collections can be dangerous, Mr. Uhh... what was your name again?
Klaus Kerner:
Smith.
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