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Season 1

"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 1 -- Malibu Adjacent's head lifeguard, Notch Johnson, attempts to free a group of Asian women sold into slavery and forced into prostitution - unaware that the mayor is out to destroy him.

Season 1, Episode 1: With Sex You Get Eggroll

Original Air Date—14 March 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 2 -- The lifeguards find evidence that an eco-terrorist is trying to ruin the lucrative Spring Break season.

Season 1, Episode 2: Silence of the Clams

Original Air Date—21 March 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 3 -- Notch bravely steps forward when a gang leader attempts to force Jamaica into becoming his drug mule by kidnapping her sister, Montego Bay. Meanwhile, Chip enters a pec pageant.

Season 1, Episode 3: In the G-Hetto

Original Air Date—28 March 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 4 -- Notch attempts to honor his adopted father's dying wishes by helping prevent a Native-American tribe from being swindled out of their land by an unscrupulous businessman.

Season 1, Episode 4: Love, Native-American Style

Original Air Date—4 April 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 5 -- Notch and his lifeguards search for a little boy who fell down a hole, and Mayor Massengil threatens to ban all thongs from the beach.

Season 1, Episode 5: Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

Original Air Date—11 April 2000

Season 1, Episode 6: Fanny and the Professor

Original Air Date—18 April 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 7 -- When B.J.'s self-esteem plummets, she joins a cult led by the Divine Rod, putting the outcome of the upcoming teatherball tournament - once considered a sure thing - in doubt.

Season 1, Episode 7: Eat My Muffin

Original Air Date—1 August 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 8 -- Notch takes on a colossal tsunami wave with the aid of his dead father's spirit, and Chip confesses to B.J. that he is her secret admirer.

Season 1, Episode 8: Miso Honei

Original Air Date—8 August 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 9 -- Notch assists the leader of a South American country whose regime is in danger of being overthrown. Meanwhile, Chip takes charge of Mayor Massengil's new Junior Lifeguard program.

Season 1, Episode 9: South of Her Border

Original Air Date—15 August 2000
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 1: Episode 10 -- Malibu Adjacent is hosting a diplomatic submit between China and Africa, and Notch and his lifeguards must prevent Notch's old buddy from assassinating the world leaders in attendance.

Season 1, Episode 10: Day of the Jackass

Original Air Date—22 August 2000

Season 1, Episode 11: A Star Is Boned

Original Air Date—29 August 2000

Season 1, Episode 12: Attack of the Cocktopuss

Original Air Date—5 September 2000

Season 1, Episode 13: Mario Putzo's 'The Last Dong'

Original Air Date—12 September 2000

Season 2

"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 1 -- In Hawaii, Notch discovers his old friend King Kumonya's daughter is a drug lord, and B.J. and Jamaica's friendship is tested when they both enter the Miss Hawaiian Tropics contest.

Season 2, Episode 1: B.J. Blue Hawaii

Original Air Date—13 March 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 2 -- Notch and his lifeguards rescue a Russian submarine found stranded on the beach of Malibu Adjacent, and Chip falls for a beautiful mermaid named Areola.

Season 2, Episode 2: From Russia, with Johnson

Original Air Date—20 March 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 3 -- Jamaica's basketball player boyfriend gets in trouble with a bookie and is forced to throw the upcoming game. Meanwhile, Kody Massengil goes to London to live with his father.

Season 2, Episode 3: Remember Her Titans

Original Air Date—27 March 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 4 -- Former cult-leader and ex-porn star, the Divine Rod, escapes from prison and seeks revenge on Notch for sending him there by going on a mad bombing spree.

Season 2, Episode 4: Rod Strikes Back

Original Air Date—3 April 2001

Season 2, Episode 5: Queefer Madness

Original Air Date—10 April 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 6 -- Notch and his lifeguards must protect B.J. from her evil, stalking, recently-paroled stepfather, and SPF-30 gets another member in the form of Notch's Native American half sister.

Season 2, Episode 6: Light My Firebush

Original Air Date—17 April 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 7 -- Notch and his lifeguards travel to Israel for a vacation but get called upon to stop HUMMUS, an Arab terrorist group, and Chip decides to convert to Judaism in order to marry a Jewish girl.

Season 2, Episode 7: Chip's a Goy

Original Air Date—24 April 2001

Season 2, Episode 8: A Tale of Two Johnsons

Original Air Date—29 May 2001

Season 2, Episode 9: Episode #2.9

Original Air Date—????

Season 2, Episode 10: It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World

Original Air Date—10 June 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 11 -- Jamaica becomes the first black lifeguard in space when she boards the shuttle Catastrophe, but a high school hacker endangers the mission, so Notch must go undercover to find the hacker.

Season 2, Episode 11: It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

Original Air Date—12 June 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 12 -- As Notch and B.J. fly to Bermuda for a flotation convention, their plane crashes down, and they find themselves on the run from a demented millionaire who hunts humans for sport.

Season 2, Episode 12: The Island of Dr. Merlot

Original Air Date—19 June 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 13 -- When B.J. is possessed by an evil spirit, Notch, Jamaica, and Kimberlee battle the devil to free her. Meanwhile, Chip is enlisted in Mayor Massengil's efforts to defeat a political rival.

Season 2, Episode 13: The Sexorcist

Original Air Date—26 June 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 14 -- Notch enters a midget racing event and reunites with an old girlfriend who is now married to a rival driver. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamaica help save a lesbian bar from going out of business.

Season 2, Episode 14: Grand Prix

Original Air Date—3 July 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 15 -- When B.J. and Jamaica are impregnated then abducted by aliens, Notch and Kimberlee head to Area 69 to investigate. Meanwhile, Chip and Professor Milosevic get their own sitcom.

Season 2, Episode 15: Area 69

Original Air Date—10 July 2001
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 2: Episode 16 -- Chip's sister, Eva Rommel, is talked into being an adult-film star by notorious Vinnie Fellachio, but Chip wants her out. Also, Mayor Massengil hires Chip to escort her to the governor's party.

Season 2, Episode 16: Booger Nights

Original Air Date—17 July 2001

Season 3

"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 1 -- Notch and his SPF-30 lifeguards leave the sands of Malibu Adjacent and hit the surf in Bulimia to take part in a reality TV show, but end up captives of Dirty Sanchez and his rebel crew.
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Season 3, Episode 1: Penetration Island

Original Air Date—18 June 2002

Season 3, Episode 2: Saturday Night Queefer

Original Air Date—25 June 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 3 -- Notch gets involved in a gang war between East and West-side rappers while Porcelain goes after Professor Milosevic, mistakenly thinking he could bankroll her acting career.

Season 3, Episode 3: In the Line of Booty

Original Air Date—2 July 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 4 -- B.J. disappears while working as an intern in Washington, D.C., so Notch and his lifeguards go to search for her and find her wandering the streets - pregnant - and without any memory.

Season 3, Episode 4: Three Days of the Condom

Original Air Date—9 July 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 5 -- Notch and the lifeguards try to crack a campus prostitution ring, and Notch has to pretend to be Kimberlee's boyfriend when her mother, Marcia, comes to visit Malibu Adjacent.

Season 3, Episode 5: Witness for the Prostitution

Original Air Date—16 July 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 6 -- Notch enters "The Gaytrix" to rescue Chip from the evil Heinous Anus, who is bent on destroying the straight world, while B.J. and Jamaica punish Porcelain for her gold-digging ways.

Season 3, Episode 6: The Gay Team

Original Air Date—23 June 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 7 -- Notch does battle with a mad scientist, the Notorious Stink Finger, and his diabolical weather machine when he learns that it is Finger causing the snow storm in Malibu Adjacent.

Season 3, Episode 7: You Only Come Once

Original Air Date—30 July 2002

Season 3, Episode 8: Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

Original Air Date—6 August 2002

Season 3, Episode 9: Godfather Knows Best

Original Air Date—13 August 2002

Season 3, Episode 10: Empty the Dragon

Original Air Date—20 August 2002

Season 3, Episode 11: The Long Hot Johnson

Original Air Date—27 August 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 12 -- Notch is tried for war crimes committed by his commander, Colonel Kooze, in Vietnam, Kimberlee dates Notch's son, Harry, and B.J. asks Chip and Jamaica to be her baby's godparents.

Season 3, Episode 12: Taco Lips Now: Part 1

Original Air Date—17 September 2002
"Son of the Beach" (2000): Season 3: Episode 13 -- Notch fights in a prison gladiator battle to win a chance to find Colonel Kooze and prove his innocence while Chip tries to find a bride, and Porcelain fights her claim to Snuggles' fortune.

Season 3, Episode 13: Jailhouse Notch: Part 2

Original Air Date—24 September 2002

Season 3, Episode 14: Bad News, Mr. Johnson

Original Air Date—1 October 2002

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