Splatter Farm (1987) (V)

User Rating:

3.9/10   

Directors:

John Polonia
Mark Polonia

Writers:

John Polonia (writer)
Mark Polonia (writer)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Old McDonald had a farm... Ei Ei Ouch!

Plot:

Two young twins are sent to spend time at their aunt's farm. What nobody knows is that the aunt's handyman is a psycho serial killer who dismembers his victims and stores their body parts in the barn. |

Plot Keywords:

Aunt | Farm | Serial Killer | Handyman | Twins

Cast

Todd Smith	...	Jeremy
John Polonia	...	Joseph
Mark Polonia	...	Alan
Jeff Seddon	...	The Woodsman
Marion Costly	...	Aunt Lacey
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bernice Tombs

Also Known As:

Splatter Farm: The Cult Classic Edition (USA) (recut version)
The Degenerates (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:70 min (DVD version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Filming Locations:

Wellsboro, Pennsylvania, USA

Company:

CineGraphic Productions

Movie Connections:

Referenced in Out from the Depths...: The Making of 'Splatter Beach' (2007) (V)

Your eyes will bleed, your brain will die.....

Splatter Farm is a great film...if you are deaf and blind. This is most assuredly the most retarded film ever to be distributed with box art. We're talking production values lower than an extra value meal here, kids. Necrophilia, strange homosexual rape, and incest are not punchlines when you take them as seriously as the makers of this film. If Deliverance had been made by autistic baboons, it would be better than this. If I could have, I would have rated this movie lower than a 1, only a little nub of the first star would have been lit up. 1/10.