The Bare Wench Project (2000)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Jim Wynorski

Writer:

Jim Wynorski (written by)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

No map, no food, no clothes.

Plot:

Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench...

Plot Keywords:

Large Breasts | Breasts | Sorority | Lesbian | Female Nudity

Cast

Nikki Fritz	...	Nikki
Julie K. Smith	...	Chloe
Lorissa McComas	...	Lori
Antonia Dorian	...	Toni
Michael Porter	...	Mike Blye
Andy Sidaris	...	Dick Bigdickian (as Dick Bigdickian)
Lenny Juliano	...	Lunk
Julie Strain	...	The Bare Wench

Runtime:

76 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Bethesda, Maryland, USA

Company:

Final V Films

Quotes:

[first title card]
Title Card: In October of 1998, four sorority sisters disappeared in the woods near Bareasseville, Delaware while shooting a documentary. A week later their footage was found.

Movie Connections:

Featured in Popatopolis (2009)

Soundtrack:

Dance For Me

an exercise in soft core stupidity WOO HOO!!!

The makers of this film decided that somethings are not important in a film featuring four attractive women willing to be naked. Things such as charecter development, drama, or even that troublsome plot and dialogue. But that's OK this isn't some artsy fartsy like movie like those Farrelly Brothers always put out. No, this is soft core porn. An it's unapologetic about it's standing in celluoid history. There are no attempts to make a plot here. The Blair Witch Project was used as a plot vehicle to make this understood without having to explain what's going on. So the plot was replaced by a setting. Dialogue was replaced by moaning, acting was replaced by mammary glands, and atmosphere was never even considered. How can I bash this movie and still like it? I'm one of the male gender of the species, we're allowed to contradict all logic when faced with a naked woman. even if it's only on TV