Howie:
Meanwhile, don't look now but (Patrick looks). I could kill you!
Patrick:
What? You act like he would never know we were checking him out.
Howie:
He wouldn't even know I was a fag if I wasn't here with you and your cart full of kitchenwares.
Patrick:
What planet are you living on? There isn't a person in this entire store who wouldn't pick you off the homo tree in a second!
Howie:
Oh keep telling yourself that.
Patrick:
Excuse me, Miss. (woman walks over) This man, you've never seen him before in your life. Tell me, fag, not a fag?
Woman:
Oh I'd have to say big fag.
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