[
Blackadder, on pain of death, must produce a present for Elizabeth I. He opens his wallet and shows the queen some plastic cards]
Blackadder:
Now these may not look much.
Queen Elizabeth:
They don't.
Blackadder:
[
nervously] No, but... umm... umm... well, well let's say... let's say... let's say that there was a place where you could buy absolutely everything.
Melchett:
[
laughing] We already have those Blackadder and they're called markets.
Blackadder:
Right, right. Well, imagine that but times ten. As it were a "super" market.
Blackadder:
[
holds up a blue Tesco Clubcard] Now if you gave someone at one of these "super" markets this... he would give you some "bonus points". Which would mean that once a month you could buy a tin of baked beans at half the normal price.
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