Boris Obolenski:
[
responding to Capt. Kangaroo in trivial pursuit] No KGB official would allow himself to be called "Kangaroo". No dignity to be named after a hopping animal.
Boris Obolenski:
[
playing trivial pursuit] Okay, smart guy. What was the nickname of captain Ilyich Murlowski? The "Maniacal Mongoose"! How many points for that?
Brian Brewster:
[
three men drooling over a car] The girl of my dreams. A 1958 El Dorado convertible. I've wanted one of these since I was 10 years old.
Daniel Cooper:
Did your dad have one?
Brian Brewster:
No. Next door neighbor Elmo Sapp. I dreamed one day that'd be me.
Nub Flanders:
You dreamed you'd be Elmo Sapp?
Brian Brewster:
Just think. Four days from now people will be calling me Mayor Brewster. Can't you just smell the victory in the air, Nub?
Nub Flanders:
[
opening a crate of fish] Yeah. I smell something.
Boris Obolenski:
[
receiving a gift of free fish] America is truly the land of opportunists.
Boris Obolenski:
[
coming to Molly's rescue in the kitchen] You leave cooking to Boris.
Molly Brewster:
[
stressed out and exhausted] Wait. What? You're a chef?
Boris Obolenski:
Chef, artist, plumber, sword swallower. Now to finish salad. I will need garlic, dill and vodka.
Molly Brewster:
[
confused] Okay. Wait! You put vodka in salad?
Boris Obolenski:
[
escorting Molly out of the kitchen] I put vodka in Boris. Moosh! Moosh!
Ruby Vasquez:
Can't they fax it to you?
Callie Pender:
Not with the phone lines down. It's just like the "Olden Days".
Nub Flanders:
Yup. It's the '80s all over again.
Ruby Vasquez:
What do you mean you've got nothing else to do?
Nub Flanders:
Well, I'm in sort of a leave of absence.
Ruby Vasquez:
Oh, is that because Brewster's Estate is under water?
Nub Flanders:
Yeah. It's just temporary.
Ruby Vasquez:
Yeah. That's what they said about my tattoo.
Ruby Vasquez:
[
upset that Daniel misplaced the winning lottery ticket] Dare we ask what the good news is?
Alex Stone:
Well, the good news is that Zabar is going to hypnotize Daniel.
Brian Brewster:
[
angry that Daniel misplaced the lottery ticket] Oh, well! That's going to make me feel better, watching Daniel cluck like a chicken!
Alex Stone:
You, guys! Look, I was as upset as you are. But Zabar says that as soon as he hypnotizes Daniel, Daniel is going to remember where he put the ticket.
[
pause]
Alex Stone:
And then he'll cluck like a chicken.
Alex Stone:
[
whispers nervously] Daniel just, uh, asked me over for dinner.
Molly Brewster:
[
surprised] Dinner?
Alex Stone:
Mm-hmm.
Molly Brewster:
[
smiling] That's a first.
Alex Stone:
He said to come over there by 5:30.
Molly Brewster:
How come so early?
Alex Stone:
I don't know, but he said, that way we'll have plenty of time.
Molly Brewster:
To do what?
Alex Stone:
[
blushing] I don't know, but apparently we're going to have plenty of time for it.
Molly Brewster:
[
smiles approvingly] Aha.
Father Mac:
[
discussing the vandalism against Daniel's church] I hear this was Cory's handiwork. That's what landed him in the hoosegow.
Daniel Cooper:
The what?
Father Mac:
The slammer. The clink. Up the river. Doesn't anybody watch old gangster films anymore?
Bonita Vasquez:
[
counseling Roy on his alcoholism] We can just sit here in silence if you like, Roy. I just want you to know I'm here.
Roy:
What? You mean we can just sit here the whole session and say nothing?
Bonita Vasquez:
Uh-huh.
Roy:
Good!
Daniel Cooper:
[
frustrated at Roy's stubbornness] Roy...
Bonita Vasquez:
No, Daniel. Silence is fine for today.
Daniel Cooper:
[
sensing Kevin's apprehension regarding dancing with Molly] Kevin, do you not like to dance, or do you...
Kevin Mitchum:
Stink? Oh, yeah! I waaaay stink.
Molly Brewster:
[
excitedly presenting Kevin with his new pair of dancing shoes] Look what I got for you! They're supposed to be the best. The soles won't slip or slide. So they'll help you grip the floor when we do aerials. Hmmmm.
Kevin Mitchum:
[
trembling in fear] Aerials?
Boris Obolenski:
[
teaching a dance class] Must to find your midsection.
Ruby Vasquez:
I'm sorry, Boris. I lost my midsection years ago.
Boris Obolenski:
Boris will help you find it again.
Ruby Vasquez:
[
in a seductive Russian accent] Then, I'm all yours!
Daniel Cooper:
[
asking how Alex is helping Callie overcome her fear of meeting her "internet Romeo"] What did you say to her?
Alex Stone:
I just told her that if she lied to him, he probably lied to her too. I mean, think about it - 6'3", Rhodes Scholar, Olympic skier? He's albino. He's a dwarf.
Alex Stone:
Don't do that, Daniel. Come on. Don't talk to me like a minister. Talk to me like a man.
Daniel Cooper:
Excuse me! Talk to me like a man? Like a man? Are you saying that because I'm a minister, I'm not a man?
Alex Stone:
[
very frustrated] Oh, you drive me crazy sometimes!
Daniel Cooper:
[
softly] The feeling's mutual.
Alex Stone:
[
troubled by how her son will react to his father leaving] What I'm worried about is Dylan.
Daniel Cooper:
He'll be okay.
Alex Stone:
How do you know?
Daniel Cooper:
Because he has a fantastic mother. There's a lot of people on this island who care about him. We're all going to take good care of him.
Alex Stone:
Thank you. How do you know just the right things to say?
Daniel Cooper:
[
smiles] Somedays I just get lucky.
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