The Fox:
Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoy, hoy, hoy!
Adam Carolla:
And now girls jumping on trampolines!
Adam Carolla:
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do...
Jimmy Kimmel:
We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped!
Adam Carolla:
Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing!
[
dog poo explodes in Adam's face]
Adam Carolla:
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
Jimmy Kimmel:
By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration.
Adam Carolla:
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
Jimmy Kimmel:
I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie.
Jimmy Kimmel:
We are building a dam.
Adam Carolla:
A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country.
Jimmy Kimmel:
A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness.
Adam Carolla:
A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk.
Jimmy Kimmel:
We call this dam...
Both:
...The Man Show.
Jimmy Kimmel:
Homo-bile?
The Bishop Don Magic Juan:
Nah, man, Ho-mobile.
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