Diamond Men (2000)

Director:

Dan Cohen

Writer:

Dan Cohen (writer)

Genre:

Drama

Plot:

The story of a salesman who must mentor a young replacement when his company downsizes.

Plot Keywords:

Mentor | Downsizing | Traveling Salesman | Female Nudity | Robbery

Awards:

4 wins & 1 nomination

Cast

Robert Forster	...	Eddie Miller
Donnie Wahlberg	...	Bobby Walker
Bess Armstrong	...	Katie Harnish
Jasmine Guy	...	Tina
George Coe	...	Tip Rountree
Jeff Gendelman	...	Brad
Douglas Allen Johnson	...	John Ludwig
Kristin Minter	...	Cherry
Nikki Fritz	...	Fran
Shannah Laumeister	...	Amber
Katie Rimmer	...	Priscilla
Paul Price	...	Carl
Kateri Walker	...	Melody
Kathleen Conner	...	Angel
Melissa Greenspan	...	Krystal

Also Known As:

The Altoona Riding Club (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for language and some sexuality.

Runtime:

100 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Certification:

USA:R | Australia:MA

Filming Locations:

Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA

Company:

Artist View Entertainment

Quotes:

Bobby Walker: I tell ya, the girls in these shitholes, they got nothing better to do. It's not like they're living in Harrisburg or something.
Eddie Miller: I got a lot of good customers in these "shitholes". What do you think you're gonna do, waltz in there and somebody's gonna hand you an order? Who's gonna buy from you?
Bobby Walker: Your customers are gonna buy from me.
Eddie Miller: MY customers?
Bobby Walker: Yeah, they said they were going to give them to me.
Eddie Miller: Oh, that's not how it works. They can't give you my customers. Same way you can't give me your girlfriends. It doesn't work that way. I guess they didn't cover that in Providence.

Soundtrack:

If I Had You

Lovely, Warm, Humanistic View of Salesmen

"Diamond Men" is a wonderful slice of Americana.

Arthur Miller's indelible use of a salesman as a symbol of much that's wrong with American capitalism and families so influenced cinematic imagery that it was continued corrosively by David Mamet in "Glengarry Glen Ross" and imitatively by Roger Rueff in "The Big Kahuna." (Yet, somewhat diabolically, salesmen are now more and more being used as role models for fund raising for nonprofit organizations.)

First time auteur, and diamond business scion, Daniel Cohen, has taken a similar situation of an aging road warrior (brilliantly subtle Robert Forster) and his apprentice (Donnie Wahlberg, with his brother's smiling charm and with NKOTB far behind) and the women they love and leave, and brought forth the shining humanity.

The small towns of Western Pennsylvania and their store owners, waitresses, and schemers provide an authentic background (well, maybe except for the brothel -- though I did get a kick out of the touch that had the madam scoring very high on the corporation's "customer service" exam) and the dialog, particularly about jewelry stores and diamonds, sounds completely genuine.

Even if the finale is a bit Hollywood, it feels redemptive, unlike other salesmen movies.

(originally written 10/6/2001)