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Ray: Ever heard of the Polish carpool? Every day they meet at work.

Ray: Remember my nickname in the joint?
Benny: The Brain?
Ray: The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me right?
Benny: But, Ray, that was sarcastic!

Officer Ken Deloach: Hey, you're new here, huh?
May Sloane: Not really. This is my first day.

Benny: Okay I say she gets a share, but not a full share
Denny: Yeah, how about each of us gets like a fourth and she gets like a third?
Benny: What are you nuts, then she'd be getting more than us!
Denny: How did you figure? (Darrow, Tony@Ray: Let's just not give her a share
Ray: Okay listen let's just forget about it!
Benny: Fourth and a third...
Denny: Yeah well you know I don't do fractions...

Ray: What are you gonna do with a flower shop?
Benny: Burn it down
Ray: You're still burning stuff for insurance?
Benny: I burn everything, how do you think I sent two kids through college?

Ray: Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something.

Frenchy: Well I wanna be the real thing! And you better wise up coz if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are we're gonna have big problems Ray!

Ray: Yeah! but no museums, coz Im not going to museums. The pictures spook me out... the virgins...
Frenchy: Ha ha ha! spooked by the virgins! ha ha ha! sorry...
Ray: Work on the laugh Frenchy!
[Frenchy laughs histerically]

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