Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Director:

Courtney Solomon

Writers (WGA):

Topper Lilien (written by) &
Carroll Cartwright (written by)

Release Date:

8 December 2000 (USA)

Genre:

Adventure | Fantasy | Action

Tagline:

This is no game.

Plot:

Profion, a tyrant attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.

Plot Keywords:

Scepter | Mage | Dragon | Council | Dwarf

Awards:

2 nominations

Cast

Jeremy Irons	...	Profion
Bruce Payne	...	Damodar
Justin Whalin	...	Ridley Freeborn
Marlon Wayans	...	Snails
Robert Miano	...	Azmath
Tomas Havrlik	...	Mage
Thora Birch	...	Empress Savina
Edward Jewesbury	...	Vildan Vildir
Zoe McLellan	...	Marina Pretensa
Lee Arenberg	...	Elwood Gutworthy
Kristen Wilson	...	Norda
Martin Astles	...	Orc #1
Matthew O'Toole	...	Orcs
David O'Kelly	...	Three Eyes
Richard O'Brien	...	Xilus

Also Known As:

Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie (UK) (promotional title)

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for fantasy action violence.

Runtime:

107 min

Country:

USA | Czech Republic

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

DTS | Dolby Digital | SDDS

Certification:

USA:PG-13 (certificate #37857) | Iceland:12 | Malaysia:U | South Korea:12 | Argentina:Atp | Australia:M | Brazil:12 | Chile:TE | France:U | Germany:12 | Hong Kong:IIB | Netherlands:AL | New Zealand:M | Norway:15 | Singapore:PG | Spain:7 | UK:12

Filming Locations:

Kutná Hora, okres Kutná Hora, Stredoceský, Czech Republic

Company:

Behaviour Worldwide

Trivia:

Another ending was shot where Empress Savina destroys her rod and proclaims the heroes champions of the throne. According to director Courtney Solomon this was such a bad idea he didn't even put it on the DVD.

Goofs:

Continuity: The amount of muck on Snails changes several times, when outside the castle.

Quotes:

[Ridley has just completed a deadly maze and retrieved the Eye of the Dragon]
Xilus: So, why don't you give me what's rightfully mine? Hmm?
Ridley: What about honor amongst thieves?
Xilus: [Xilus laughs] Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amassed the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Troldspejlet: (#27.6)" (2002)

What a waste

It is unbelievable how this movie could have been created with such good actors and so much money, but such a bad script and directing.

Dialogues are painfully bad in this movie, as is the story itself.

The acting is also below any standard you would expect from such an expensive movie. Jeremy Irons was especially shocking, his performance was very pathetic and flat, as if this would be a bad movie for three year olds. That was not acting, that was a torment ! I cried every time he appeared on the screen.

Thora Birch was also far, far below her level in 'American Beauty', obviously unable to tell how one should put a little life into her bad dialogue and flat character, and somehow even thinking that that was her own fault.

If at all, the thief Snails (Marlon Wayans from Scary Movie) had quite some good moments in his slapstick scenes, the only good moments in the whole movie. Unfortunately they don't last long. Wayans seems to have a talent to shine even in the worst movies, however.

The performance of the main actor was also bad. His dull and cheap sunnyboy behavior really nerved me, and I saw absolutely no reason for his 'being special', but far more for 'being untalented'.

The effects where better than the story, but really not that exciting either.

Some people say fantasy is about stereotypes, but that doesnt mean you can forget all rules how to make up a good story ! This story was not worth getting on the screen. This story was also not worth getting such good actors and effects. This story was nothing but crap !

And I can't believe that Jeremy Irons and Thora Birch are such bad actors, they have proven they can do far, far better ! I can only guess it must have been the director who forced them to do such bad performances.

Definitely not recommended for anyone except maybe children below ten. Oh wait, they're not allowed ? No loss.