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Blue Streak (1999) More at IMDbPro »

Eddie: What the hell are you doing?
Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie

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Miles Logan: "Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day."

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Miles Logan: No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass.

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Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.

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Miles Logan: Ah am an officer of the loohr.

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Miles Logan: Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.

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Tulley: I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.

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[Miles looks at street signs, then the sign on the building]
Miles Logan: 5th and Grand? To protect and to - - ?
[throws a fit]

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Miles Logan: Carlson. I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs.

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Tulley: That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.

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Le Fleur: Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him.
Miles Logan: No problem.

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Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or beef?
Miles Logan: Chicken.

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[Miles grabs the diamond]
Miles: Got the rock. Time to roll.

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Miles: You want thirty-one flava's? Baskin and Robbins is where you wanna be. Be cool.

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Miles Logan: I'm a federale.

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Janiece: You told me you were a banker...
Miles Logan: A bank robber!

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Miles Logan: What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.

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Miles Logan: [talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.

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Melissa Green: [being interrogated] What can you tell me about Miles?
Tulley: All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!

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Miles Logan: Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
Carlson: You just said you have a cat in your pants.

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Deacon: What’s going on?
Tulley: I never know what’s going on!

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Tulley: He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good.

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Miles Logan: We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.
Tulley: So? You're one of 'em.
Miles Logan: No, I'm a drug dealer now!
Tulley: Man, why you sellin' this shit when you got that big diamond in your hand?

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Tulley: And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good.

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