Beach Movie (1998)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

John Quinn

Writer:

John Quinn (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Link is torn between the two loves of his life: surfing, and his girlfriend Sunny. He's also got to...

Plot Keywords:

Beach | Surfing | Party | Bar Fight | Landlord

Cast

Alex DeBoe	...	Link
Gabrielle Anwar	...	Sunny
Douglas Spain	...	Bernie
Loretta Swit	...	Mrs. Jones
Bronson Pinchot	...	Ronald
David Packer	...	Howard
William Bumiller	...	Conner
Meadow Sisto	...	Gloria
Portia Dawson	...	Kimberlee
Traci Bingham	...	Stephanie
Victoria Silvstedt	...	Julie
Tony Edwards	...	Officer Wendel
John Ducey	...	Officer Callahan
Teresa Ganzel	...	Patti
Brian Turk	...	Freddie

Also Known As:

Board Heads (Australia)
Boardheads (USA)

MPAA:

Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language and brief drug use.

Runtime:

90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:R

Company:

Motion Picture Corporation of America (MPCA)

Soundtrack:

Call My Name

Wow

I picked this movie up in the Walmart $5 bin as a present for a friend. I couldn't help myself and I opened it and watched it. This has to be one of the hardest movies to sit through ever. The only good part is random nudity, but it doesn't make up for the crime that the producer committed against the viewer. Painfully bad to watch. I thought I might get some cheap laughs from it, like the laughs you get from watching Point Break. I just felt insulted. I normally think it's funny when someone tries to create the surfer lifestyle and completely screws it up. This is just sad. I don't believe that any of the characters surf at all in this movie.