Philip Emmenthal:
You aren't... gay, are you?
Storey Emmenthal:
No... well, I love my own cock well enough, but I've never had enough enthusiasm for anyone else's.
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referring to the house]
Storey Emmenthal:
I thought you had this re-decorated?
Philip Emmenthal:
It was your mother's idea... but don't change the subject. How come you haven't got plans to marry?
Storey Emmenthal:
Perhaps because I'm much in love with my prick to share it permanently. And that's probably your fault.
Philip Emmenthal:
My fault?
Storey Emmenthal:
Since I was eight years old, you put that big mirror on my wardrobe's door; and I wanted to be double jointed so I could kiss my cock goodnight before I went to sleep.
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