Alan Partridge:
Thank you for being this morning's farmer, Robert Moon. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert?
Robert Moon:
Well, the way things is going, I dunno...
Alan Partridge:
Can you just answer "yes", for the purposes of a joke?
Robert Moon:
...Yes.
Alan Partridge:
Well, then, you must be a *full* moon!
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pause]
Alan Partridge:
Hello?
Robert Moon:
I'm still here.
Alan Partridge:
I was... I was just making a pun on your name.
Robert Moon:
Oh. Oh, right.
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