Sally:
[
finds a blindfolded naked man cuffed to her bed] What the hell is this?
Darren:
OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GERALDINE, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SEVENTEEN!
Sally:
My name is not Geraldine and it's not my birthday
Darren:
Isn't it? This is 25 Shelldrake Avenue?
Sally:
No this is 23 Shelldrake Avenue
Darren:
Oh, how appallingly embarrassing of me, I'm an S&M-ogram, I must've gotten the wrong address
[
embarrassed, under his breath]
Darren:
oh no!
Sally:
Wait... don't I know you?
Darren:
God I hope not
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