Tyler:
When you kill someone, make sure they're dead.
Tyler:
What does it take to get laid around here?
Julie:
Now we must destroy the key.
Odin:
Perhaps, perhaps not!
Julie:
Odin, why?
Odin:
Because I am Arakacian! My charade fooled the insufferable Holy Landers and even that little stone idiot! What makes you think a pathetic mortal can stop me?
Tyler:
Blind adoration makes me so horny! Bring me a wench!
Guard:
Bla!
Tyler:
What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh?
[
Julie, Odin, and Zeek need to cross the lava river]
Chartog:
[
to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...
[
Chuckles pervertedly]
Chartog:
... kiss me.
Julie:
Ugh... No way!
Chartog:
[
chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive?
[
chuckles pervertedly]
Julie:
[
hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler...
Chartog:
[
chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon...
Julie:
[
leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back?
[
Kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]
Zeek:
[
sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing?
[
Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste]
Zeek:
We're waiting for you.
Julie:
[
furiously] Son of a bitch!
[
draws a fist back]
Julie:
KISS *THIS!*
[
slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]
Odin:
[
disturbed] Your people have strange customs.
[
Julie steps onto the boat]
Julie:
[
huffs] Tell me about it.
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