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High School High (1996) More at IMDb Pro »

Richard Clark: Why are you late?
Natalie: Because the bell rang before I got here.

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[Alcohol is poured into Richard Clark's coffee cup]
Richard Clark: Isn't it a little early for drinking?
Woman: Who stops?

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Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.

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Principal Evelyn Doyle: What the hell is going on here?
Victoria Chapell: I was attacked.
Principal Evelyn Doyle: Well, what did you expect, dressed like that, and alone, with him?

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Richard Clark: I've never been very good with relationships. In fact, most of mine ended with 'Hey, what are you doing in bed with that other woman?' And that was me talking!

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Richard Clark: I'm Richard Clark, I'm the new history teacher here. What department do you teach in?
Teacher: I don't know, something up on the third floor.

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[Julie is pregnant with her third child]
Richard Clark: Well, Julie I hoped you learned a valuable lesson from this.
Julie Rubels: Oh, yes. Basically as far as vasectomies go, never use the home kit.

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Thaddeus Clark: Richard, if you do this, you will fail. You will fail. And mark my works, you'll come crawling back here with your tail between your legs.
Richard Clark: You're wrong father. I'm gonna succeed at Barry High School. And, I have no intention of ever crawling back here with anything between my legs!

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School P.A.: Monique Abdul please report to the office. One of your fathers is here.

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[During drug bust]
Principal Evelyn Doyle: What is she doing here?
Richard Clark: She's my bitch!
[Veronica scolds at him]
Richard Clark: Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for sometime, hmmmm?

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Victoria Chapell: [referring to Paco's entry into a school dance, even though it's not his school] Paco's gang always gets into other school dances, and they bring weapons to them
Richard Clark: What kind of people bring weapons to a dance?
[Security from their school comes by, you hear guns cocking]

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Victoria Chapell: Remember, some things are irreplaceable
Richard Clark: Irreplaceable? Nothings gonna happen to me.
[Richard drives away]
Victoria Chapell: I was talking about my car!

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[the school nurse hands a student a paper which has an appointment for a pregnancy test]
Nurse: Here you go you little slut.

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Miss Bernie Wells: You coming on to me, pickledick?

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Miss Bernie Wells: This was a new suit, pickledick.

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Paco Rodriguez: Come on, I know you want this. I read Mike Tyson's book.

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Principal Evelyn Doyle: I inherited the business from my late husband.
Richard Clark: I'm shocked!
Principal Evelyn Doyle: What? That a woman can run a business?
Richard Clark: No. That you were ever married.

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Richard Clark: Why would I have his briefcase unless I was workin' for him?
Principal Evelyn Doyle: That's doesn't prove anything. You could have seen him down in the restaurant, dressed up like a waiter, created some kind of diversion while she snatched it from under the table.
Richard Clark: [Swallows toothpick] That's a little farfetched, don't you think?

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Richard Clark: [trying to act high] Oh, this shit be kickin'!

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