Sandy Ricks:
You're lucky, a hurricane on your first visit.
Dirk Moran:
I ought to teach you a lesson.
Uncle Porter:
I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.
Uncle Porter:
You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
Sandy Ricks:
What do you want? I'm from Chicago, it's not like there were street signs.
Sandy Ricks:
I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer i want, he also knows a lot of loose women.
Uncle Porter:
A piece of advice, Never hurl in front of your woman. Something to live by.
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