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Salesman: Remember, this is what people want: big tits and big hits! Big tits and big hits!

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[repeated voice over]
Arliss Michaels: My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories.

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Giselle: Perhaps I underestimated you.
Arliss Michaels: Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me.

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Drew: No more commercials for creamed corn, which I had to eat mercilessly over and over and over again. Like giving a tablespoon a blow job swallowing that gunk.

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[Arliss and some clients are playing poker]
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet?
Arliss Michaels: $2.
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: That's too rich for my blood.
Arliss Michaels: I guess the bus stops here.

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[During a radio show]
Jim Rome: Well guess who just grabbed a vine? The maestro of manipulation himself, Arliss Michaels.

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Alexi: Surely you realize I'm a natural blonde.
Rita Wu: Surely you realize we shower together.

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Rita Wu: [Arliss is wondering why one of his clients, a black quarterback can't get on a team] I told you the reason why. It's as clear as black and white.
Arliss Michaels: More like black and puce. I just picked up a rumor that Theo Holt is gay.
Kirby Carlisle: Gay? No way. Theo Holt doesn't sing from the mike... We've chased tail together. He's been my wingman for a dozen missions.
Arliss Michaels: Has he ever shot down any planes?

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Rita Wu: [Rita has been called into work so early, rollers are still in her hair] Even Katie Couric doesn't get up this early.

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