Richard M. Nixon:
Always remember: others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
John Dean:
There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing.
[
after the Kent State shootings]
Richard M. Nixon:
I'd like to offer my condolences to those families. But Nixon can't.
Richard M. Nixon:
Presidents don't threaten. They don't have to.
Richard M. Nixon:
They can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia. The president can bomb anybody he likes.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
to a portrait of Kennedy] When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.
Pat Nixon:
I was thinking tonight - do you remember, Dick? Do you remember when you used to drive me on dates with the other boys? You didn't want to let me out of your sight.
Richard M. Nixon:
Yeah, sure, a long time ago.
Pat Nixon:
Yes, it's been a long time...
[
sensing a signal, recoils]
Richard M. Nixon:
I don't need that, buddy. I'm not Jack Kennedy.
Pat Nixon:
[
rebuffed] No, you're not. So stop comparing yourself to him. You have no reason to. You have everything you ever wanted. You've earned it. Why can't you just enjoy it?
Richard M. Nixon:
I do. I do. In my own way.
Pat Nixon:
Then what are you scared of, honey?
Richard M. Nixon:
I'm not scared, buddy... You don't understand. They're playing for keeps, buddy. The press, the kids, the liberals - they're out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.
Pat Nixon:
They're all your enemies?
Richard M. Nixon:
Yes!
Pat Nixon:
You personally?
Richard M. Nixon:
Yes! This is about me. Why can't you understand that, you of all people? It's not the war - It's Nixon! They want to destroy Nixon! And if I expose myself even the slightest bit they'll tear my insides out. Do you want that? Do you want to see that, buddy? It's not pretty.
Pat Nixon:
Sometimes I think that's what you want.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
contemptuous] What the hell are you saying? Are you drunk? Jesus, you sound just like them now! I've got to keep fighting, buddy, for the country. These people running things, the elite... they're soft, chickenshit faggots! They just want to cover their asses and meet girls and tear each other down. Oh, God, this country's in deep, deep trouble, buddy... and I have to see this through. Mother would've wanted no less of me.
Pat Nixon:
I just wish... you knew how much I love you, that's all. It took me a long time to fall in love with you, Dick. But I did. And it doesn't make you happy. You want them to love you...
[
motions outward, indicating the public]
Richard M. Nixon:
[
interjects] No, I don't. I'm not Jack...
Pat Nixon:
But they never will, Dick. No matter how many elections you win, they never will.
[
President Nixon is making an impromptu nighttime visit to the Lincoln Memorial, where a group of student protestors has camped out]
Richard M. Nixon:
Hi, I'm Dick Nixon.
Young Student:
You're shittin' me.
Richard M. Nixon:
Where you from?
Young Student:
Syracuse.
Richard M. Nixon:
The Orangemen! Now there's a football program. Jim Brown. And that other tailback... The one with the blood disease.
Young Student:
Ernie Davis.
Richard M. Nixon:
Right, right. I used to play a little ball myself at Whittier.
[
Nixon laughs nervously]
Richard M. Nixon:
Of course, they used to use me as a tackling dummy.
Young Woman:
We didn't come here to talk about football.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
chastened] Well, I understand that. Probably most of you think I'm a real SOB. I know that. I understand how you feel, I really do. I want peace, too, but peace with honor.
Young Woman:
What does that mean?
Richard M. Nixon:
Well, you can't have peace without a price. Sometimes you have to be willing to fight for peace. And sometimes to die.
Young Student:
What you have to understand, Mr. Nixon, is that we are willing to die for what we believe in.
Julie Nixon:
[
hesitantly] Did you, Daddy? Did you cover it up?
Richard M. Nixon:
Do you think I would do something like that, honey?
Pat Nixon:
When do the rest of us stop PAYING OFF YOUR DEBTS?
Alexander Haig:
I'm in control here.
Young Student:
You don't want the war. We don't want the war. The Vietnamese don't want the war. So, why does it go on?
Richard M. Nixon:
[
hesitates, unable to respond]
Young Student:
You *can't* stop it, can you? Even if you *wanted* to. Cuz it's not *you*. It's the *system*. The system won't *let* you stop it.
Richard M. Nixon:
There's... there's more at stake here than what you want, or what I want.
Young Student:
Then what's the point? What's the point of being President? You're powerless!
Richard M. Nixon:
No! No, I'm not powerless. Becaus-, because I understand the system, I believe I can, uh... I can control it. Maybe not control it totally, but, uh... tame it enough to make it do some good.
Young Student:
Sounds like you're talking about a wild animal.
Richard M. Nixon:
Yeah maybe I am...
[
On losing the 1960 Presidential election to John F. Kennedy]
Murray Chotiner:
They stole it fair and square.
Henry Kissinger:
Can you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?
[
the day after John F. Kennedy's murder]
Richard M. Nixon:
I bet if I was President they wouldn't have killed me.
[
to a White House portrait of Dwight Eisenhower]
Richard M. Nixon:
I hope I haven't let you down.
John Dean:
Can I ask you a question? How the hell do you have the temerity to blackmail the President of the United States?
E. Howard Hunt:
That's not the question, John. The question is: why is he paying?
H. R. Haldeman:
Eight words back in '72. 'I covered up. I was wrong. I'm sorry'. The American public would have forgiven him. But we never opened our mouths, John. We failed him.
John Ehrlichman:
Dick Nixon apologize? That will be the day. Most of his armor would fall off.
H. R. Haldeman:
You'll tell Mitchell?
[
Ehrlichman nods. Haldeman turns to go, then hesitates]
H. R. Haldeman:
And John... you *do* know that you and I are next?
E. Howard Hunt:
John, sooner or later, sooner, I think, you're gonna learn a lesson that's been learned by everyone who's ever gotten close to Richard Nixon. That he's the darkness reaching out for the darkness. And eventually, it's either you or him. Your grave's already been dug, John.
Henry Kissinger:
[
to chairman Mao] Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
J. Edgar Hoover:
There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.
Richard M. Nixon:
Only when you've been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is on top of the highest mountain.
John Dean:
This is the sort of thing that Mafia people can do, washing money and so forth. We just don't know about these things because we're not criminals.
[
On whether or not he wants more money]
E. Howard Hunt:
In Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings he's never had better value for his money. If I were to open my mouth all the dominoes would fall.
Mao-Tse-Tung:
[
Speaking through an interpreter] Is peace all you are interested in? The real war is in us. History is a symptom of our disease.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
pounds keys on piano] Cocksucker.
Richard M. Nixon:
It's the President's personal property. I will never give up my tapes to a bunch of Kennedy-loving Harvard Democrat cocksuckers.
Jones, Jack:
Detente with communists? Detente! Sounds like a couple of fags dancing.
Richard M. Nixon:
Do you miss Cuba, Manolo?
Manolo Sanchez:
Yes, Mr. President.
Richard M. Nixon:
We let you down, didn't we. Your people.
Manolo Sanchez:
That was Mr. Kennedy, sir.
Richard M. Nixon:
You don't think he was a hero?
Manolo Sanchez:
[
shrugs] He was a politican.
Richard M. Nixon:
Did you cry when he died?
Manolo Sanchez:
Yes.
Richard M. Nixon:
Why?
Manolo Sanchez:
I don't know. He made me... see the stars.
Richard M. Nixon:
How did he do that?
[
a beat. Nixon is deep in thought]
Richard M. Nixon:
All those kids... Why do they hate me so much?
Alexander Haig:
I'm afraid we have another problem, Mr. President.
[
He hands him a paper. Nixon glances at it]
Alexander Haig:
June 23rd, '72, sir. The part that's underlined. Your instructions to Haldeman regarding the CIA and the FBI.
Richard M. Nixon:
So?
Alexander Haig:
Your lawyers feel it's the...”smoking gun".
Richard M. Nixon:
It's totally out of context. I was protecting the national security. I never intended...
Alexander Haig:
Sir, the deadline is today.
Richard M. Nixon:
Can we get around this, Al?
Alexander Haig:
It's the Supreme Court, sir. You don't get around it.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
on TV] ... because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I am not a crook.
Henry Kissinger:
Oh, God, I think I'm going to throw up.
Presidential Lawyer St. Clair:
Sir, don't you think all these deletion marks in the transcripts make it look as though you do nothing but swear?
[
Nixon awkwardly puts his arm around John Dean, his legal counsel]
Richard M. Nixon:
John, I want you to get away from this madhouse, these reporters, and go up to Camp David for the weekend. And I want you to write up a report. I want you to put everything you know about Watergate in there.
John Dean:
You want me to put it all in writing. Over my signature.
Richard M. Nixon:
Well, nobody knows more about this thing than you do, John. The details, that stuff, I don't know about.
[
a pause]
John Dean:
Sir, I'm not going to be the scapegoat for this. Haldeman and Ehrlicman are in just as deep as me.
John Ehrlichman:
You got people dying because he didn't make the varsity football team. You got the Constitution hanging by a thread because the old man went to Whittier instead of Yale.
Richard M. Nixon:
She got it, Bob. 19-year-old college kid.
H. R. Haldeman:
What? Who?
Richard M. Nixon:
She understood something it's taken me 25 years in politics to understand. The CIA, the Mafia, those Wall Street bastards...
H. R. Haldeman:
Sir?
Richard M. Nixon:
The Beast. 19-year-old kid. She called it a wild animal.
H. R. Haldeman:
Yes, sir.
Richard M. Nixon:
I hate these cocktail parties. John, I'm in hell. I'll be mentally dead in two years and physically dead in four.
John Mitchell:
Make some money, Dick. Prove yourself to the Wall Street crowd. Let Goldwater and Rockefeller take the fall against Kennedy.
Richard M. Nixon:
I don't know why. I miss making love to the people. I miss entering a room. I miss the pure acting of it, John. I gotta get back in the arena.
Richard M. Nixon:
Well you live pretty well out here. I understand why you want to keep your budgets classified.
Henry Kissinger:
If they harass you, I too would resign, and I would tell the world why.
Richard M. Nixon:
Don't be stupid. The world needs you, Henry.
Richard M. Nixon:
I'm not a quitter, never have been. But I'm not stupid either. A trial would kill me, that's what they want. They won't get it.
Richard M. Nixon:
Do ever think of death, Dick?
Richard Helms:
Flowers are a continual reminder of our mortality. Do you appreciate flowers?
Richard M. Nixon:
No, no they make me sick, and they smell like death. I had two brothers die young... Well let me tell you. There are worse things than death.
Richard Helms:
Yes?
[
special effects have turned his eyes completely black]
Richard M. Nixon:
There's such a thing as evil.
Richard M. Nixon:
I never thought Kennedy was ready for the presidency.
John Ehrlichman:
Well, sir, it turns out one of the people implicated is still on the White House payroll.
Richard M. Nixon:
Who? Not another damn Cuban?
H. R. Haldeman:
No sir. A guy named Hunt. Howard Hunt, sir.
Richard M. Nixon:
[
Fear creeping on his face] Hunt? Howard Hunt?
John Ehrlichman:
We created Frankenstein with these damn Cubans.
John Ehrlichman:
What's this Bay of Pigs thing? He goes white every time you mention it.
H. R. Haldeman:
It's a code.
Richard M. Nixon:
I was born to do this.
Richard M. Nixon:
That's what I want. To bring us together.
Richard M. Nixon:
Why are these assholes turning on me?
Richard M. Nixon:
[
on Martha Mitchell] How can you put up with her, John?
John Mitchell:
Well, I love her. That, and she is great in bed.
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