Teenage Exorcist (1991)

User Rating:

4.9/10   

Director:

Grant Austin Waldman

Writers:

Fred Olen Ray (story)
Brinke Stevens (screenplay)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

If the pizza isn't here in 20 minutes or less... his soul is ours for free!

Plot:

A college grad student moves into an old mansion and is soon beset by evil demons who possess her and make her life a living hell.

Plot Keywords:

Demon | Virgin Sacrifice | Pizza Delivery Boy | Riding Crop | Haunted House

Cast

Brinke Stevens	...	Diane
Eddie Deezen	...	Eddie
Oliver Darrow	...	Demon
Jay Richardson	...	Mike
Tom Shell	...	Jeff
Elena Sahagun	...	Sally
Robert Quarry	...	Father McFerrin
Michael Berryman	...	Herman
Hoke Howell	...	Baron DeSade
Kathryn Kates	...	Maid
Joe Zimmerman	...	Zombie
Karl Dietz	...	Zombie
Houston Fortner	...	Zombie
Billy Patchen	...	Zombie
Daniel Canamar	...	Abdul (as Dan Canamara)

Runtime:

86 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:Not Rated | Germany:16

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Waldway Films

Trivia:

According to screenwriter/star Brinke Stevens, Eddie Deezen's role was originally written for a cute girl. However, after Deezen was cast, Brinke had to do frantic rewriting on the set. Sally and Diane were also only friends in the original script. Someone working on the film thought that Brinke and Elena Sahagun resembled each other, so the script was re-written to make them sisters.

Quotes:

Pizza Boy: Is everyone in this house a total nutzoid or is it just me?

Movie Connections:

Referenced in Invasion of the Scream Queens (1992)

College girl buys house complete with furniture, kitchen machinery and Demon

This is probably one of the worst B movie parodies - but it is bad enough to be pretty entertaining. The plot is nothing new - a college girl buys a haunted house, and gets possessed by a demon. To her rescue comes her sister (who has two full gratuitous nudity scenes - not bad for a parody), stoic brother-in-law (he seems to be the only sensible person in the film, but then again, not very sensible), her would-be boyfriend (the type that calls all the time), a pretty useless priest (random Latin expressions are NOT a good way to expel demons), and instead of the spiritual holy man backup, a pizza boy ($56.95 ... plus tip).

I really recommend this movie to anyone who is tired enough to keep watching the screen and / or to laugh at just about anything.