Silk Degrees (1994)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Armand Garabidian

Writers:

Stuart Gibbs (writer)
Robert Gottlieb (writer)

Genre:

Action | Drama | Thriller

Plot:

A sexy TV star witnesses a murder, and two federal agents take her to a remote lodge to protect her until the trial. But the lodge isn't as remote as they think it is. |

Plot Keywords:

Beautiful Woman | Female Nudity | Erotica | Independent Film

Cast

Marc Singer	...	Baker
Deborah Shelton	...	Alex Ramsey
Mark Hamill	...	Johnson
Michael Des Barres	...	Degrillo
Katherine Armstrong	...	Nicole
Adrienne Barbeau	...	Violet
Charles Napier	...	Schultz
Gilbert Gottfried	...	Rene
Billy Ray Orme	...	Cowboy
India Allen	...	Sheila
Stephen Quadros	...	Willie
Angela Melini	...	Bonnie
Cole S. McKay	...	Thug #1
John Branagan	...	Thug #2
Walter Cox	...	Anderson

Also Known As:

Target Witness (USA) (longer version)

Runtime:

81 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

UK:18 | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Big Bear Lake, California, USA

Company:

Imperial Entertainment

Soundtrack:

Gonna Be A Country Star

Wow, a truly terrible film

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

Hey there you!

If you came to this page chances are you might have accidentially caught this film playing as the midday movie on TV! Or REAL, REAL late at night! Also the plain fact that your here also suggests that you didnt tear your eyes out after watching said film which is amazing in itself! Or maybe your just browsing through the sad and miserable films Mark Hamill has made throughout his career!

Where to start? Well i admit i havnt seen the whole thing, maybe the last 25 minutes, but it was enough to make me nauseous.

Just look at the ridiculous plot - Marc Singer and Mark Hamill as FBI agents take some chick to a faraway lodge to protect her against bad people! Woah! Can you predict what happens next? Yep, Marc Singer and the chick have a bit of a steamy romance inside the cabin, and then guess what happens! yep the bad guys track them down to the cabin! WOAH! In the last 25 minutes I witnessed some truly terrible acting and pathetic direction.

The funniest and most pathetic thing of all was witnessing the scene where...SPOILER...i thought i might mark it in case you wanted to be surprised by what happens in the movie...the most pathetic part was when Mark Hamill and some local hilbilly chick were getting it on in the lake. I think she takes her top off and good ol Luke gives in to the darkside and starts pashing her and all. then something bizarely terrible happens. The hillbilly chick is in with the bad guys and she strangles and i think drowns this bigger professionally trained FBI guy! Woah - go hillbilly chick! Now this death scene is utterly pathetic, because it takes her about 10 seconds to kill Hamill, and the death scene acting aint no Russel Crowe Gladiator let me tell you! Then the steadicam shot of him floating dead in the water is truly pathetic.

Ok then the bad guys make it to the cabin and open up fire on the poor fleeing lass - who i think escapes on a horse. Oh and they also kill a few local residents too - with a ridiculous stunt of a guy falling off a rooftop after being shot. Anyway, the main girl manages to go down an old abandoned mine - where a bad guy finds her. Then this is truly stupid - he doesnt kill her - he says "hold here til my boss comes, he wants to talk to you" or something like that. Hang on? i thought they were shooting at her like 2 minutes ago? Now the villain wants a talk with her? About what? Just shoot her already!

Then comes Marc Singer to the rescure, he kills the bad guys, throws the boss down a mine shaft. And the ending is a climatic explosion as Marc Singer leads the end bad guy to an old abandoned fuel pump - which yes, you guessed it - still has fuel in it! So then Marc shoots the fuel pump or something and it explodes - killing the bad guy!

YAY! My advice to you is DO NOT WATCH THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE! AVOID AT ALL COSTS - that is unless you want to have a good laugh at a cheesy bad movie.

L8rs.