Crazy credits for
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

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• There is a reference to an assassin: Leon Czolgosz (the guy who assassinated
  William McKinley.
• Credits for Mr. Weiss' Masseuse and
  Mr. Weiss' Hydrocolon Therapist:
  MR. RANDY OF BEVERLY HILLS
• Smooth Operator: Senator Packwood
• After Lead Person credit was a Followers credit
• Chief Sitting BULL
• After Cable Person credit is a listing:
  Cable Installation BETWEEN 8 A.M. and 5 P.M.
• After Mr. Zucker's assistant ARIE SAMAMA:
  Arie's Evil Twin RAMA LAMA SAMAMA
• After Location Managers:
  Ozzie's Next Door Neighbor "THORNY" THORNBERRY
  Right Fielder "MARVELOUS" MARV THORNEBERRY
• Bill Jezzard PLEASE CALL
• After Foley Mixer:
  Frat Mixer THIS THURSDAY NIGHT
• After Rigging Grip: Kung-Fu Grip G.I. JOE
• After Music Orchestrated and Conducted by IRA NEWBORN:
  Mr. Newborn's Really Sexy Cousin AMANDA
• Weapons Handler &
  Concealed Weapons Handler
• In the middle of the credits: DON'T LEAVE YET
• YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
  WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435,
  PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.
  THANK YOU.
• GEEZ, THESE CREDITS ARE LONG
• For Further Reading we Suggest:
  PHIL SHERIDAN AND HIS ARMY
  by DR. PAUL ANDREW HUTTON,
  University of Nebraska Press, 1985
  OR
  Visit Your Local Library
• After "NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING...":
  HOWEVER, SOME SPECIES DID BECOME EXTINCT
  DURING PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY:
  SPECIES CAUSE OF DEATH
• Northern Horned Barn Owl (approx. 15) Soundstage Fire
  Striped Red Heinied Tapir (last pair) Grip Truck
  Wooly Fettered Tree Squirrel (approx. 100) Crew Lunch
• Too much make-up........Tammy Faye Bakker
• Kiss and Make up........Burt and Loni
• Make-out artist......Joey Buttafuoco
• After Accounting Assistant : Non-Counting Assistant
• After Dolly Grip : Hello Dolly Grip
• Goal Assist: Marty McSourley
• The traditional opening credits showing the top of the police car features
  a pinball game, waterslide and Jurassic park jungle to name but a few.
• After "Extras Casting" and "Dancers Casting" credits:
  Fly Casting ... GIL NETTER
• After "Color Timer" credit:
  Old Timer ... WALTER BRENNAN
• Non-speaking bit parts are introduced with the heading:
  PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T HAVE LINES, BUT WE LIKE 'EM
• PEOPLE WHO WERE CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE, BUT IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT
  Don Corleone Marlon Brando
• DON'T LEAVE YET

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