Randy:
Get in the car, Steven.
Steven:
Why should I?
Randy:
I've got a gun.
Steven:
Fuck that, I've got a gun.
Assistant Coroner:
[
to Jason's body] Hey fuck! Hiya doin ya fat-ass maggoty blown-up fuck! Suck this!
[
gives Jason's body the finger]
Assistant Coroner:
Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fuckin mask! A big old mango-sized crap!
Steven:
Duke! The part about being reborn through a living woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke:
No...
Steven:
Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
Creighton Duke:
Holy mother of God...
Security Guard #2:
Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be gettin' up and walkin' around any time soon?
Security Guard #1:
We really nailed that fucker.
Security Guard #2:
He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.
Jessica:
Joey, please, just let me get the baby and we'll go.
Joey B:
Shut the fuck up! You're with a fucking felon!
Shelby:
Hey, Baby, watch the language.
Joey B:
Fuck you!
[
Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights]
Joey B:
Now look what you fucking done!
Jessica:
[
shouts] Give me the baby, Joey!
Joey B:
[
shouts] Fuck you!
Robert Campbell:
I'm going to say a couple of words to you and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Creighton Duke:
Okay.
Robert Campbell:
Jason Voorhees.
Creighton Duke:
That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
[
after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead]
Creighton Duke:
I don't think so.
Creighton Duke:
Through a Voorhees was he born... through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.
Coroner:
[
Into a tape recorder] My professional opinion: this guy's deader than shit. Ha ha ha ha ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record.
Creighton Duke:
I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
Sheriff Ed Landis:
That's my girl you're talking about.
Creighton Duke:
She's only your girl 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
Luke:
We're going to Camp Crystal Lake.
Steven:
Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?
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