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Director:
Donald G. Jackson
Writers:
Donald G. Jackson (writer)
Scott Shaw (writer)
Genre:
Action | Sci-Fi more
Plot:
In a post-apocalyptic world where rollerblading is the chief means of travel, the evil Pharoah sends... more | add synopsis
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Cast

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Scott Shaw ... Hawk

Frank Stallone ... The Black Knight
Karen Black ... Tarot
Don Stroud ... Kabuki Devil

Joe Estevez ... Saint O'ffender

William Smith ... Pharoah

Rhonda Shear ... Officer Daryl Skates
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Michelle Bellaman ... Wheelzone Warrior
Ani Bilesky ... Hawk's Bride
Elisa Chang ... Wheelzone Warrior
Allison Chase ... Stella Speed
Liselotte Christiansen ... Hawk's Bride
Joe Coolness ... Axxx Man
Angela Dobson ... An O'ffenderette
Paula Eckert ... Wheelzone Warrior
Roger Ellis ... Stealth / M.O.L. Security
Bobby Joe Freeman ... Wheelzone Warrior
Elizabeth Gardner ... Wheelzone Warrior
Walter Harrison ... Wheelzone Warrior
Lisa Hasha ... Wheelzone Warrior
Chanel Akiko Hirai ... Teri Ahki

Linda Holdahl ... Wheelzone Warrior
Donald G. Jackson ... Father Donaldo

Zona Jaguar ... Onibaba / Wheelzone Warrior
Selina Jayne ... Spirit Guide
Jill Kelly ... A Deserette (as Adrianne Moore)
Kenneth H. Kim ... Wheelzone Warrior
Paula Mead ... Wheelzone Warrior
Daniel Millner ... Wheelzone Warrior
Madison Monk ... Himself
Michelle Murphy ... An O'ffenderette
Greg O'Neill ... Conga Man (voice)
Carla Procopio ... An O'ffenderette
Mark Richardson ... Chopper
The Ripper ... Wheelzone Warrior
Rockin' Ron ... Wheelzone Warrior

Wells Rosales ... Wheelzone Warrior (as Cronwell Rosales)
Claudia Scholtz ... Wheelzone Warrior
David Skinner ... Wheelzone Warrior
Diana C. Skinner ... Wheelzone Warrior
Little Steve ... Wheelzone Warrior
Lorie B. Surratt ... A Deserette
Tyrone Tann ... Wheelzone Warrior

Dori Valleroy ... Wheelzone Warrior
Gary Young ... Wheelzone Warrior
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Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color
Filming Locations:
Los Angeles, California, USA more

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Trivia:
Based on two books by author Scott Shaw. more
Movie Connections:
Edited from The Roller Blade Seven (1991) more

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Easily the worst movie ever made by human beings, 12 December 2004
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Author: PDogg17161 from Bay Village, Ohio

This movie made absolutely no sense. I have seen both this and its prequel, the Roller Blade 7 and I am confident that they are simply remakes of each other. The quotes are the same, neither film makes ANY sense and the actors play at least 2 different roles per film. I rented this movie 3 years ago because I saw that Frank Stallone and Joe Estevez were the stars. That alone says how bad this movie is if those two are the "stars". But whats funny is that they are hardly in either of these movies. So you get a better impression of what this film and its prequel are about, heres some trivia: there's a guy riding around on roller blades playing a banjo with a hockey glove on, some character names include Stella Speed, Saint Offender, Teri Aki, the Desert Maurader and Utility Ninja. The "fight" scenes, which I swear could be done better by 4 year old kids with brain damage, are shown at least 5 times from different camera angles. There's a guy wearing a catchers chest protector spray painted silver and some person who I think is a girl wielding two Nerf bats, which conveniently have "Nerf" crossed out with sharpy marker. If these facts aren't enough of a reason to avoid this film, then think about licking the butt of a sweaty fat chick after she just ran 5 miles in sweat pants... it might be more enjoyable.

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