Richie:
[
making a list for things to take on holiday] Ooh, condoms!
Eddie:
Well, we can take last year's, can't we?
Richie:
But have we got any left?
Eddie:
Yeah. All of 'em!
Richie:
Thank God for that! I hate going to the chemist's! Keep thinking my Mum will find out. I mean, buying johnnies is just a constant embarrassment!
Eddie:
What do you mean, you've only done it once! That was back in 1977!
Richie:
Hey, hey, it's a bloody convincing performance, though! That shop assistant could've sworn I was French!
Eddie:
Yeah, maybe that's why you came out with 50 tubes of pile cream as well!
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