Ed:
Ever wonder why people wear clothes?
Rubin:
Nope.
Ed:
But...well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true!
Rubin:
I don't have to admit that.
Ed:
You have to admit that!
Rubin:
No, I don't!
Ed:
Yes, you do!
Rubin:
I don't have to admit anything!
Ed:
You have to admit there's hair on your head!
Rubin:
No, I don't!
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