A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1991)

User Rating:

1.5/10   

Director:

Brett Piper

Writer:

Brett Piper (written by)

Genre:

Fantasy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

Where the prehistoric meets the prepubescent

Plot:

In a post-Armageddon world, a young woman finds herself in a fight for survival against mutant cavemen, dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. |

Plot Keywords:

Dinosaur | Very Little Dialogue | Reptilian | Cult Favorite | Stop Motion

Cast

Paul Guzzi	...	Marn / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Linda Corwin	...	Lea / Secondary Reptilian Goon
Alex Pirnie	...	Clon / Swamp Critter / Secondary Reptilian Goon (as A. Strong)
Mark Deshaies	...	Masked Stranger / Featured Reptilian Goon
Al Hodder	...	Old Man (as K. Alan Hodder)
Russ Greene	...	Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Scott Ferro	...	Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Rick Stewart	...	Thug / Featured Reptilian Goon
Ryan Piper	...	Troll
Dusty McNeal	...	Featured Reptilian Goon
Quinn Piper	...	Secondary Reptilian Goon
Melanie Pirnie	...	Secondary Reptilian Goon
Jeneane Deprizio	...	Secondary Reptilian Goon
Liz Prevett	...	Secondary Reptilian Goon
Penny Townsend	...	Secondary Reptilian Goon

Also Known As:

Dark Fortress

Runtime:

82 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Certification:

UK:18

Filming Locations:

Burlington, Massachusetts, USA

Company:

Chapter V Enterprises

Trivia:

The camera they used was a Bolex H16.

Goofs:

Revealing mistakes: One of the mutants is wearing sneakers when he's chasing the girl.

Quotes:

Lea: Sometimes my juices start to flow and I feel like a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.

Movie Connections:

Edited from Troma's War (1988)

Not THAT bad...

It isn't even close to the worst movie ever. And it definitely isn't the worst Troma release. Watch Sizzle Beach USA or Igor and the Lunatics or Girls School Screamers (though I really think EVERYONE must see this movie) if you want the bad Troma releases. This movie is very cheesy, the monsters look fake, the acting is bad, blah blah blah. But honestly, when is that NOT true with most Troma releases. I mean, with the exception of amazing actors in the later Troma releases, such as Trent Haaga or Debbie Rochon or Will Keenan, the acting pretty much sucks, but isn't that one of the charms? I mean, why are all these people criticizing it? If they want huge budget movies watch some stupid cgi movie like the new Godzilla or something. This movie has fun, weird creatures (not dinosaurs though), and it's got plenty of entertaining action. It never got boring to me, just don't expect anything good. And don't make fun of it, you know YOU couldn't do any better. I think it's very good considering the budget, no matter how cheesy it is. I think most people that can take low budget movies could enjoy this, if they're not expecting tons of gore and whatnot. It's just fun, have fun with it. Stop being so damn serious and critical all the time.