Click: The Calendar Girl Killer (1990)

User Rating:

2.2/10   

Directors:

Ross Hagen
John Stewart

Writers:

David Chute (writer)
Ross Hagen (writer)

Genre:

Crime | Thriller | Drama | Mystery

Tagline:

Her days are numbered..

Plot:

Click: The Calendar Girl Killer is a thriller that probes the inner sanctum of the mind of a psychotic killer as he uses the world of big fashion photography for his sadistic playground. |

Plot Keywords:

Click | Nudity | Throat Slitting | Blow Dart | Nude Modeling

Cast

Gregory Scott Cummins	...	Johnny
Troy Donahue	...	Alan
Hoke Howell	...	Lara
Ross Hagen	...	Jack
Keely Sims	...	Cindy
Susan Jennifer Sullivan	...	Lisa
Lisa Axelrod	...	Jennifer
Daryl Williamson	...	Greg
Jack Forcinito	...	Andy (as Jack Vogel)
Dona Speir	...	Nancy Johnson
Michael J. Shane	...	Jessie (as Michael Shane)
Diana Karanikas	...	June
Tracy Dali	...	June
Johnny Stewart	...	Little Boy
Joan-Carol Bensen	...	Nurse

Runtime:

79 min | UK:83 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Australia:R | USA:Unrated | UK:18

Filming Locations:

Westlake Village, California, USA

Company:

Lynn-Werner Productions

Worth fifty cents maybe

I got this movie as part of set of eight movies I paid four bucks for, so keep in mind I'm probably going to be overly generous to it (Whatever you do, do not waste more than 50 cents trying to see this). The movie is basically about a deranged transvestite nurse killing bimbo models during a closed fashion shoot in the California desert. But is the nurse connected to the deranged, violence-obsessed photographer who's putting on the shoot? Well, I don't want to ruin it, but it ruins itself pretty well.

The movie starts with a gratuitous nude scene, and for that matter, a completely completely gratuitous appearance by former Playboy Playmate Dona Speir. She completely disappears afterwards though when the action shifts out to the desert. There's plenty of other bimbos to be had, however, including future "Baywatch" babe Traci Dali. I have to wonder about the reviewers who say these girls are "unattractive"--if they happen to be personally dating MORE attractive girls than these, then they're definitely wasting their time reviewing crap movies on the internet. The girls are definitely very sexy both in and out of their skimpy bikinis, but--trust me here--this movie has absolutely NOTHING else going for it. Has-been matinée idol Troy Donahue and never-really-was character actor Ross Hagen are functional at best. The plot is generic and stupid. The visuals are cheap and uninspired. And the music is downright execrable.

This might be worth seeing for fifty cents, but it's definitely not worth a penny more.