Hilary:
Me uncle went out with a girl half his age.
Vera Flood:
Oh, did it wouk out?
Hilary:
No. Me auntie found him and brought him home.
Miles Henty:
[
pointing to his own head] It's always midnight in here.
Hilary:
If my Derek were to kill me, what would it be called?
Vera Flood:
Justifiable homicide.
Dorothy 'Dot' Burgess, Zoe's Mother:
[
to a customer about Zoe] I dropped her on her head once when she was a baby, unfortunately not hard enough.
Alec Callender:
You know what they say about solicitors - problems solved while you wait... and wait and wait.
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