Rick:
It's Avoid All Contact Day.
[
after Kristen calls in Alice]
Freddy Krueger:
How sweet. Fresh meat.
Debbie Stevens:
I don't believe in you.
Freddy Krueger:
I believe in you.
Alice Johnson:
[
Rick comes in and sits next to Alice, who is watching a video with Rick and Kristen in it in happier days] You made her so happy then.
Rick:
Yeah, before all this Freddy shit.
Alice Johnson:
[
Turns to Rick] You know, I saw it in my dream. Th-There was this horrible man...
Rick:
[
Interrupting Alice with a tone in his voice] Oh, who, Freddy? Freddy? Look, I don't want to hear about Freddy, okay. I heard it all from Kristen and I don't want to hear anymore. So just stop it.
Alice Johnson:
But I could smell the smoke, I can feel the fire. It wasn't a dream it was real!
Rick:
I said stop it! She wasn't crazy and neither are you, so just stop it, please. God, why are you acting this way?
Alice Johnson:
I don't know, Rick. Something happened in the dream and now... it's like she's a part of me.
Freddy Krueger:
You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.
Kincaid:
Kristen! Freddy's back! Freddy's back! Freddy's back!
[
Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Kincaid:
I'll see you in hell.
Freddy Krueger:
Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
Kristen:
Joey! Kincaid! Help me!
Freddy Krueger:
Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.
Freddy Krueger:
Elm Street's last brat. Farewell.
Kristen:
We beat you before!
Freddy Krueger:
And now you're all alone! Kristen, why don't you - uh - call on one of your little friends? Maybe they could help.
Kristen:
Never! I'm the last!
Freddy Krueger:
Why don't you... reach out... and cut someone?
[
Kristen screams]
Freddy Krueger:
How's this for a wet dream?
[
about the roach motel]
Freddy Krueger:
You can check in, but you can't check out.
Freddy Krueger:
You've got their powers. I've got their souls. Come on!
Alice Johnson:
Mind over matter.
[
Walks away]
Debbie Stevens:
Mind over matter? Sheila used to say that. God, every day she changes.
Daniel 'Dan' Jordan:
No. It's after every death.
Debbie Stevens:
Mm, there's Dan Jordan. Mm-hmm! We are talkin' one major-league hunk!
[
Alice's daydreams]
Alice Johnson:
You know, you are one major-league hunk.
Daniel 'Dan' Jordan:
[
laughs] Thanks, Alice.
Freddy Krueger:
Wanna suck face?
Sheila Kopecky:
No!
Debbie Stevens:
What 17-year-old has fatal asthma?
Chorus Children:
Now I lay me down to sleep. The Master of Dreams my soul will keep. In the reflection by my side...
Alice Johnson:
Evil will see itself, and it shall die!
Kristen:
How do you know so much about dreams?
Alice Johnson:
Well, when it's all you have you sort of become an expert.
Rick:
Hey, Supergirl, it's dead. Give a bug a break.
Daniel 'Dan' Jordan:
Krueger!
Freddy Krueger:
Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss.
Kristen:
We have matching luggage again... The bags under your eyes.
Kincaid:
[
to Kristen] Here comes your boyfriend. Can he give you a good night's sleep?
Rick:
[
to Kincaid and Joey] We don't kiss and tell. How about you guys?
[
battling Alice in the dream church]
Freddy Krueger:
You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch.
Freddy Krueger:
If the food don't kill ya, the service will.
[
laughs]
Freddy Krueger:
[
being served a pizza pie consisting of living human faces] Mmm... the usual. My favorite. Mmm... Eeney, meeney, miney... MOE!
[
stabs Rick's face with his glove]
Freddy Krueger:
Mmm... Rick, you little meatball. I love soul food. Bring me more.
[
notices Debbie and laughs]
Freddy Krueger:
Your shift is over.
[
driving around while asleep, Alice spots Freddy standing in the road]
Alice Johnson:
All right, I'm gonna punch his ticket in.
[
jams on pedal harder, but Freddy disappears and car crashes]
[
after healing a gaping wound in his chest and moving to kill Alice]
Freddy Krueger:
I... am... eternal.
Alice Johnson:
Rest in hell.
Freddy Krueger:
[
imitating ninja trainer] A true warrior needs no eyes.
Freddy Krueger:
[
still as mock ninja trainer] Ninja warriors have calm.
[
back to normal]
Freddy Krueger:
Find your balance, Rick!
Freddy Krueger:
[
Lifts up shirt] The souls of my children...
Kristen Parker:
Alice! You'll need my power! (Last words)
Freddy Krueger:
[
as nurse] I wanna draw some blood!
Rick:
Swish. Killed a fish.
Sheila Kopecky:
[
mocking Debbie] Oh, hi, handsome. Care for some buns?
Kincaid:
That don't mean dick
Jock:
[
in response to Sheila's inhaler] Hey, baby. You're sucking on the wrong nossil.
Debbie Stevens:
Hey, yo, needle dick! I bet you're the only male in this school suffering from penis envy.
Alice Johnson:
Maybe Freddy can't get to the new kids unless there's someone to bring him to 'em.
Kristen:
God, I hate dreaming.
Alice Johnson:
Mmm, I love to dream. I just hate the ones about my dad.
Debbie Stevens:
How can you ride this health hazard? You know, it's no wonder that you have asthma.
Sheila Kopecky:
No, you see, asthma is an inherited condition. Read a book now and then, you might know something.
Debbie Stevens:
You know, speaking of books, isn't trig your favorite?
[
Shelia nods yes and realizes what Debbie's asking]
Sheila Kopecky:
"Dynasty" again?
[
Debbie smiles]
Sheila Kopecky:
Deb, do us a favor and get a VCR.
Freddy Krueger:
No Pain... No Gain.
[
after killing Kincaid]
Freddy Krueger:
One down. Two to go.
Debbie Stevens:
I don't work out for hours everyday to let some nightstalker beat me!
Alice Johnson:
You don't get it. He's not a nightstalker, and it'll take a lot more than bench presses to defeat him.
Elaine Parker:
Something matter with the cuisine?
Kristen:
Well, Mom, I'll tell you, when two of your friends die in the same day, let me know what it does to your appetite.
Elaine Parker:
Your just tired, don't think I haven't noticed you haven't been sleeping young lady, that has got to stop honey.
Kristen:
[
suddenly gets up, feeling drowsy instantly] What's wrong with me?
Elaine Parker:
Adolescent anxiety. This will make it better.
Kristen:
[
confused, looks at lemonade which is murky] Oh, God! What did you do?
Elaine Parker:
Oh, Kristen.
[
grabs her Mom's purse and sleeping pills fall out]
Kristen:
Jesus! Sleeping pills!
Elaine Parker:
Look, Kristen. I'm sorry. It's just...
Kristen:
Sorry? Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy and now he's after me? In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his fucking banquet! And I'm the last course.
Elaine Parker:
Kristen, we went over this in therapy!
Kristen:
No mother, you just murdered me. Take that to your goddamn therapy.
Elaine Parker:
Kristen!
Kristen:
No.
[
runs out of the dining room, sedated and falling, and up to her bedroom]
Daniel 'Dan' Jordan:
[
waiting for Alice outside of the diner] All the towns in America, and I gotta move to The Bermuda Triangle. That's great.
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