Memorable quotes for
Big Top Pee-wee (1988)

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Pee-wee: I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

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Vance: So how was lunch?
Pee-wee: Fine, let's go get something to eat.

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Pee-Wee: [shouting] All I wanted was a measly sandwich. I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving. Please.
Mr. Ryan: [Angrily] Sorry, ladies, I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, nobody is as important in this community as Pee-Wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-Wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-Wee Herman. Everything else comes second. Here's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-Wee?
Pee-Wee: Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.
Mr. Ryan: Oh, no trouble at all, Pee-Wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke.
[Opens a barrel, knocking off their chess board]
Mr. Ryan: Game's over. Pee-Wee Herman wants a pickle. Here, here's your darn pickle. Are you happy now?
Pee-Wee: Mmm-hmm.

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Winnie: [witnessing Pee-Wee and Gina sharing a long kiss] Pee-Wee!
Gina Piccolapupula: Who is that?
Pee-wee: Her? Oh, she's my fiancée.
[Gina slaps Pee-Wee and takes off]

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Paolo Piccolapupula: I'm Paolo.
Giancarlo Piccolapupula: I'm Giancarlo.
Dino Piccolapupula: I'm Dino.
Antonio Piccolapupula: I'm Antonio.

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Woman in Crowd: It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.

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Pee-wee: [singing] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

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Pee-wee: [milks cow]
[tastes milk]
Pee-wee: Mmm, chocolatey!

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Pee-wee: Look Vance: the calilillies are in bloom a-gain.

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Vance: We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Pee-wee: Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!

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Pee-wee: [children are staring at them] Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!
School children: [whip out cameras, flashbulbs go off]
Pee-wee: Ahh! Paparazzi!
[poses suggestively]

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Andy: You okay, Boss?
Mace Montana: Well, my chin's banged up pretty bad... I think my ribs are broke... an' it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy... but I'm circus.

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Gina Piccolapupula: Snowball's a clown Mace, clowns aren't funny.

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