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Mannequin (1987) More at IMDbPro »

Jonathan: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.

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[coming out of the elevator]
Jonathan: Easy Felix. I don't think she's armed!

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Jonathan Switcher: That teaches him to mess with a man and his mannequin.

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[Felix has just discovered Jonathan making love to Emmy while she has assumed mannequin form]
Felix: [to Jonathan] You are one... sick... puppy!

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Hollywood Montrose: You know I would never interrupt you when you're getting a piece of wood...

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Armand: Roxy! Roxy, Roxy. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distastable sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Roxie Shield: Fine, let's just go to your place.
Armand: Really?
Roxie Shield: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand: Armand is the wind!

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[Jonathan is explaining to Roxie about the first time Emmy came to life]
Roxie Shield: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead you come here to be lying with this ridiculous story!
Jonathan Switcher: I'm not lying. I'm insane.

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[Hollywood just caught Jonathan kissing Emmy as she assumes mannequin form]
Hollywood Montrose: At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

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[Hollywood is crying in the ladies' room shortly after Jonathan's promotion]
Mrs. Thomas: Who's crying?
Lupe: It's either our new vice-president, the fairy... OR THE DUMMY!

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Mannequin Factory Boss: You know you could get the dummy of the week award Switcher.
Jonathan Switcher: She turned out pretty good, didn't she.
Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her.

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Roxie Shield: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Jonathan Switcher: Reality is very disappointing.

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Jonathan Switcher: What time do you open?
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: We are open.

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Jonathan Switcher: I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
Felix: Oh the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people come from?
Jonathan Switcher: Ohio.

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Hollywood Montrose: Don't let Felix get to you, he's just got a bad case of Miami Vice.

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Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
Hollywood Montrose: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.

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Ema 'Emmy' Hesire: I just wish you didn't look so worried.
Jonathan Switcher: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work.

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Mr. Richards: You people that work at night scare me.

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Ema 'Emmy' Hesire: [Looking at stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?

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Ema 'Emmy' Hesire: Didn't I tell you, you're the only one who can see me like this.

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Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming, 'Hi! I'm a squid!'

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Felix: Mr. Richards, you better put some camouflage on.
Mr. Richards: I am not putting shoe polish on my face, thank you.

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Ema 'Emmy' Hesire: Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly.
Emmy's Mother: [sarcastic] Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell!

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Hollywood Montrose: Two things I love to do is fight and kiss boys!

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