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2.7/10   633 votes
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Director:
Writer (WGA):
Andy Sidaris (written by)
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Release Date:
March 1987 (USA) more
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This Ain't No Hula!
Plot:
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency... more | add synopsis
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An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists! more (18 total)

Cast

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Ronn Moss ... Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir ... Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton ... Taryn
Harold Diamond ... Jade
Rodrigo Obregón ... Seth Romero (as Rodrigo Obregon)
Cynthia Brimhall ... Edy Stark
Patty Duffek ... Pattycakes
Wolf Larson ... J.J. Jackson
Lory Green ... Rosie
Rustam Branaman ... Kimo
David DeShay ... Ashley
Michael A. Andrews ... Michael / Michele (as Michael Andrews)
Kwan Hi Lim ... Henry
Joseph Hieu ... Bobby / Sumo Coach / Karate Villain
Peter Bromilow ... Mr. Chang
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Runtime:
96 min
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1.33 : 1 more
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Fun Stuff

Quotes:
Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
Jade: They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?
[laughs]
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13 out of 14 people found the following review useful.
An intellectual classic and a must see for all conspiracy theorists!, 23 March 1999
10/10
Author: woodpile-2 from Guadelamolokai, Mexicali

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.

The safety of the free world is at stake as the evil Dr. Chang and his wily henchmen plot to flood the Hawaiian economy with drugs and diamonds. Only Donna & Taryn, two of the greatest agents this government has ever known, stand in the way. Armed only with nunchuks and throwing stars and with the help of their little reptile friend and his venom, specially engineered toxins derived from the diseased blood of cancerous rats, the two foxy ladies and the two secret super studs, Rowdie and Jade, embark upon their dangerous mission.

Will our heroes be able to stop these nefarious villains and save the world? Only through hot tub strategy sessions and with the help of Rowdie & Jade's "Trunk of Toys" will our heroes prevail.

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